Task Chosen: Modify a Cannon


From the moment I decided to do this task, two problems arose that made the task seem near impossible.

1) I only own one camera, so it was difficult to document my proof.

2) My camera is a Fuji Film.

Of course, the first problem was the greater of the two, as I needed to modify a Cannon. I figured though, that if I were to buy a second camera, exactly the same as my own, but a Cannon brand, then the only thing that has changed was the name. So, if it is the name that is the biggest difference, and the thing people mostly looked at, I would only have to alter my cameras name, to get a Cannon camera.

(Of course, I could have just dropped 200 bucks on a Cannon camera, and solve both my problems, but I'm cheap).

Step 1: Draw my design.

I had to plan out what I was going to create. My camera had to be bigger, better stronger and more intelligent that all the other cameras out there. Here was my plan.



Of course, my plans rapidly spiraled past the realm of plausibility. I had to come up with something more mundane. I also had to make sure my camera was in fact, a Cannon. (Images flipped for clarity).



The name tag was a simple, but effective way of dealing with problem 2 (above). Anyone not paying close attention would suspect my camera was authentic.

Step 2: The Hellfire Missiles

These cleverly disguised missiles look like pipe cleaners, but they are not. With a simple command, the camera will shoot these missiles with deadly accuracy, obliterating anything in is path.

Step 3: Improved Vision/Diversionary Tactics

This face makes the camera look friendly and mundane, the perfect friend. But it actually conceals the perfect weapon. These 'eyes' give the camera superior vision, complete with X-ray and Infrared vision, so no enemy can escape its gaze.

Step 4: The Chasis

The camera is now free standing, no longer needing human assistance, it is even able to take surveillance photos by itself. Clearly, this increased mobility far surpasses that of any other 'Cannon'.

Step 5: The Praxis

So you see, this task has been thoroughly documented the most deadly camera known to man. But that is simply not enough. I must uphold the laws, and the very nature of this task, to place the virtual, over the real, and now that my physical Cannon camera embodies the qualities of my original schematic, I have completed my mission.


--EquivalenZ