Peter Garnett / Texts
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It's not that big a deal. All you need to do is learn to chirp in hexadecimal.
I am thankful for trees.
Failing loudly and publicly at lassoing something probably counts as a collateral attack on your perceived competence at lassoing, if nothing else.
If it's just the shower I expect the task is somewhat untenable for many of us. For instance, I spent the first 13 years of my life in a house with only a bathtub (apparently a shower would have rotted the walls for some reason). So I am in a similar situation as Waldo if that be th case.
Possible revised text:
"Do" the most awesome thing you could possibly do, in the most awesome possible way, under the most awesome possible circumstances.
Prove that it happened.
I heartily endorse this product and/or service.
I hear the Mayor of Claycord has a prior completion of this.
What if the game's rules were never explicitly stated in the source medium?
Would completing a task, covering your tracks to make it look like it was faked but covered up to make it look like it was real, and then completing this task in relation to that (actually completed) task count?
One 6-to-7-foot wooden cut-out vampire with a beer belly, goofy expression and wedding ring available for anyone in LA0 who wants to complete this task. Inquire within.