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Joshua A. Norton
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Last Logged In: July 13th, 2009
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Joshua A. Norton

A short segment on me:

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I present a segment from my Stationary Marching Band:

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Philosophers ought to wipe tables.
Riding bikes is fun.
And the Protector of Mexico.
I am the Emperor of the United States.

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posted by Joshua A. Norton on December 20th, 2008 5:51 PM

This campaign must be fallacious since there is an obviously forged photograph of my grave.

It reminds me of a time when I knew a young attractive woman. She was a little tart. Loved to be the center of attention. She was always flaunting her body. Funny thing, though. Despite her wholly American heritage she was often pursued by an old educated wise woman. This wise woman was savvy in the ways of sciences and would occasionally burst out into monologues of Latvian. The wise woman would always gaze upon photos of the little tart and comment in her odd lustful ways.

Well, I suppose this Lank fellow is alright at a politician. But I wonder what sort of Emperor he would make.

posted by Joshua A. Norton on October 6th, 2008 4:30 AM

Do you really think it is appropriate to issue a check from an empire which you are not in charge of? I question your authority in doing so.

posted by Joshua A. Norton on April 20th, 2008 12:58 AM

I once had an orchestra which was similar to this sort of thing. It sounded of delight and the naturally youthful essesntialism of music as it ought to be. Though different at every session the Modern Aires orchestra always pleased its audience.