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Frank Frink's Colt .45 by Gen-Nam
February 19th, 2008 2:14 PM
When I saw the title, i thought, what the heck! Couldn't think of any artifacts so I decided on a mumified/marbalfied Rasputin's genitals. Here's the result =D
After complaints from Rasputin's fans that my creation should be shamed because it was too stumpy. I have risen to the challenge and tried to catpture Rasputin's trully magnificantly mumified big "pole and two tennis balls".
Standing proud XD
After complaints from Rasputin's fans that my creation should be shamed because it was too stumpy. I have risen to the challenge and tried to catpture Rasputin's trully magnificantly mumified big "pole and two tennis balls".
Standing proud XD
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7 comment(s)
posted by rongo rongo on February 17th, 2008 6:55 AM
JTony, I agree that it's disturbing that his daughter weighed in on this, but I also think it's hilarious that this is one of the bits of trivia in your head :)
posted by SF0 Daemon on February 19th, 2008 2:13 PM
This proof was un-submitted - any comments before this one are from before the un-submit.
posted by Darkaardvark on February 19th, 2008 6:05 PM
Vote for going back over a praxis and making it better.
posted by JTony Loves Brains on March 3rd, 2008 8:30 PM
I vote for the return as well, and Rongo Rongo... you'd be ever so surprised at what lies between these ears sometimes. Particularly ashamed at the amount of 80's movie trivia I can spew when asked appropriate questions.
posted by Doktor Harmon on March 3rd, 2008 8:56 PM
Vote for improving stuff that was already not a bad effort to begin with.
posted by anna one is makin' a movie! on March 3rd, 2008 10:13 PM
I'm beginning to think that "In Turgid Life" would make a fantastic name for a task. I'm afraid to contemplate what that task might involve, however.
I like the idea, but your forgery wold not pass inspection by even the least of Rasputin Affecianados. Those in Rasputin's Cult would easily point out that The Mad Monk's Member was said to be at least 11 inches long -- AFTER MUMMIFICATION -- and his daughter Marie claimed (how she would have known this I really don't want to contemplate) it as 13 inches long in turgid life.
So your sculpture, while certainly looking authentically "petrified wood", could not belong to Rasputin.