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Alphabet Soup by Lank

May 30th, 2007 5:40 PM

INSTRUCTIONS: Write a paragraph that contains a word starting with every letter of the alphabet, in order. You may start from any letter. Additional points awarded for illustrations, visual proof, etc.

Example: "Devilish Equivalenz forces gave him inexplicable jaundice..."

"Anton's Basic Comedy" - Click on the file below to hear Anton teach you how to be funny!

Any boor can drop eggs from great heights. Ingenious jokers know: laughter mainly needs originality. Perhaps quintessentially, riotousness seriously takes unlimited vision. Why xerox your zipper? Anyone bright can do equally funny gags. Have I just knowingly legitimized my notoriously obtuse point? Quite reasonably. Success takes understanding verifiably when xenophobia yields zingers and buffoonery concedes death. Every foggy grandfather has inappropriate jokes. Komedy (laughably misspelled), necessitates omniscient prowess. Questions?

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posted by Lincøln on May 30th, 2007 5:45 PM

Brilliant. Best yet. A winner is you!

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posted by K! on May 30th, 2007 11:40 PM

"Komedy (laughably misspelled)" is what earns you this vote. Hilarious!

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posted by anna one on May 31st, 2007 11:10 AM

Have I told you lately....