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I am able to create effective political movements!
I used to take a photo every day.
I am also a member of a powerful secret society. Want to know more? Ask me about it. Or better yet, search this site for the word Albescify


If you're not having fun doing it, you're doing it wrong.
I have completed 144 tasks.
One has been flagged.
59 have a fleur de lis associated with them.
That's a 41% fleur percentage.
49 have been collaborations.
That means I'm 66% loner.
49 have been groupless (34%)
20 have been University of Aesthematics (14%)
11 have been Humanitarian Crisis (8%)
11 have been Biome (8%)
9 have been BARTpa (6%)
9 have been EquivalenZ (6%)
8 have been S.N.I.D.E. (5.5%)
3 have been Chrononautic Exploritorium (2%)
24 have been multi group (16.5%) (24 had UofA, 15 HC, 12 EQ, 11 BART, 8 Biome)
And these are the tasks I'm proud of:
My personal list of awesome:Bold tasks have Fleurs. Check out the non-bold, non-fleur tasks. They need your love.
The blue colored tasks I'm particularly proud of. Go vote for those if you're looking for something to vote for.
Bigger, Better, or More Bizarre
Please Standby For Love
Saint George
Please Standby For Love
Secret Wall Tattoos
Up, and Up and... Up
A Picture is Worth a Thousand Words
Days of Silence
Bob Realised That Jane Was Really Going For It With Her Task Completions
Sexually Originated Art
Fashionista
Nice To Meet You
Lux Aeterna
Trajectory Of Desire
Lounge Against The Machine
24 Carrot
The Low Score Task
Tramp Bouquet
Welcome
Anthropologist From Mars
Dérive
Material Response To Derrida Stumping Question
Work Is So Strange
Player Portrait
Designated Group Membership or Basis of Disadvantage
Physical Representation Of A Virtual Occurrence
The Graphic Sonnet
A Strange Kind Of Love
The Beautiful Letter
What Do Cell Phones Mean?
Future Hero!
Alternative Medium Art
Document A Construction
Sunset
Sunrise
Reduction To The Body
Vote
Audio Montage
High Fived
****** Anybody Want A Peanut? ******
Photo Challenge Redux
Document Documentation
Fortress Of Solitude
The Archive of _____
As He Believes, So He Is. She'll Beg For More...
And God Said, 'Let there be a Little Less Light, Please'
Bernoulli Snackums
Leave Clues
The Things We Bury For Our Friends
SFZEROSAT
Escape To The Camera
Fight The Future
Fun With Food
The Deep End
Dead Zone
Qualia Feast
Journey to the End of the Night L.A.
The Longest String
*** Human Seed ***
The Odyssey
****** Mapping in Minute Precision ******
1,001 Things We Can't Live Without
*** Trespassing The Future ***
*** The Taking Tree ***
Sports Basement
Sign Recontextualisation
Dimensional Leakage
Mundane Journey
Calvinball!™
Helen
Journey to the End of the Night: Oakland
****** Regular Animal Documentation ******
Journey to the End of the Night: Los Angeles 2009
The Callouses On Your Hands
Saucy Tales
Stripping
Human Trafficking
Naked Mail
Yellowbear's DIY Orchestra
Ode to Sean:
Ten years ago, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire... The A-Team.
Completed Tasks
- Player Photograph
- Everyday Life
- Human Seed
- The Odyssey
- The Guerilla Campaign
- Flat Stanley's Rumspringa
- Ariadne Unemployed
- Mapping in Minute Precision
- SFZero Roadtrip
- 1,001 Things We Can't Live Without
- Trespassing the Future
- The Taking Tree
- Sports Basement
- Sign Recontextualisation
- Dimensional Leakage
- Puns of the Navarone
- Mundane Journey
- Calvinball™
- Helen
- Journey to the End of the Night: Oakland
- Regular Animal Documentation
- The Callouses on Your Hands
- Journey To The End Of The Night: Los Angeles 2009
- Get up, Take a shower, Eat Breakfast, Go to work
- CHEAT!
- Saucy Tales
- Stripping
- Human Trafficking
- Naked Mail
- Yellowbear's DIY Orchestra
- Journey To The End Of The Night: Los Angeles 2010
Friends
- SAM LAVIGNE !
- Ian Kizu-Blair
- Sean Mahan
- mock piratey turtle
- Jason 7au
- Ink Tea
- Burn Unit
- kannon
- Rabbit
- anna one
- SNORLAX
- JTony Loves Brains
- Møuse
- Maxx
- Brock Dubbels
- wanda corlett
- Lizard Boy
- Cthulhu Kitty
- Vena Nightmare
- Darkaardvark
- p00n p00n
- Kristen Rutherford
- Fonne Tayne
- Blue
- rongo rongo
- Kyle Hamilton
- dexter in question
- Thai Eddy
- Ziggy C.
- Juxtapolemic
- Mantooth
- Poison Lake
- Hungry Dustbeard
- Ben Yamiin
- YellowBear
- Rainbow Bright
- Scooter0101001
- C.M. González
- Meta tron
- ariel francis
- Pizazz
- Spidere
- Heatherlynn
- Bex.
- GYØ Ben
- GYØ Tom
- GYØ Daryl
- GYØ Kieran!
- UXØ Adam
- High Countess Emily
- Loki
- Scarlett
- The Vixen
- Charlie Fish
- Ladybug
- Terpsichore
- bill s. preston esq.
- Monotony
- Flitworth
- Mind Boggle
- miss understanding
- susy derkins
- Salvator
- The Villain
- HKEY_Current _User
- lara black
- Herbie Hatman
- Natalia Envy
- Beetle bomb
- adeline
- Secret Cello
- Tiny Dancing Tzarina
- Joseph JJason Conrad
- Secret Agent
- FZ!
- Stu
- Black MegaBee
- Dr. Subtle
- The Pirate Lord
- Magpie
- GYØ Vicki
- teucer
- help im a bear
- Asian Persuasion
- Iaman
- Levitating Potato
- Rather Dashing
- Wyrdgrrl
- river
- Insomniac Walking
- Frostbeard
- Inigo Montoya
- Rubin Starset
- Crazy Child
- adam.
- Augustus deCorbeau
- visivo
- Myrna Minx
- Tricia Tanaka
- Sui Generis
- Praxis
- Insomniac Fox
- bunny dragon
- Quirk of Nature
- niallsb: Forevolution
- Haberley Mead
- Optical Dave
- Ben Whitehouse
- Shia Astoria
- Morse Kode
- mkII Robot
- Thain Stormbringer
- Your PinUp
- Dax Tran-Caffee
- Audey Lee
- Ignatz Kat
- Lola Boom Boom
- ge[off]
- Cat A sTrophe
- Scienceguru
- Pseudoreid
- Sombrero Guy
- Soren THREEdux
- Flea
- Dave Johnston
- Bjørn Teuleuse
- Ms Minch
- praximity
- Turtle: Not Awkward
- SFØ Podcast
- The Animus
- Kid A
- TEA
- KristinawithaK
- Ms. Deryn
- zer0gee
- Lainthulu
- patty larceny
- Dela Dejavoo
- Julian Muffinbot
- Kassitastrophe
- MsGoblinPants Extraordinaire
- Minimal Monk
- Gremlin
- GYØ Tish Tash
- babe
- kara boyer
- Stark
- ACME Detective
- Evil Sugar
- Delirium's Fishes
- kristin gish
- steve rules
- Waldo Cheerio
- He's Back Haberdash
- Joshua A. Norton
- LSK
- Squibbs
- salad fingers
- K
- Ally Cap
- H L
- The Raconteur
- Witneyman
- Beta Orionis
- Rainy
- Strike Tool
- Carlo Pittaluga
- Haiku
- Wolf
- Lauren VanderTye
- Voo
- Non Players
- 0 5 1
- Peter Garnett
- Micah Perish
- ENØ Bli33ard
- HFXØ Sponty
- Pamda Bhaer
- ENØ Sock
- [BLANK_NAME]
- Amoeba Man
- ASIMO
- Amby D
- The Found Walrus
- Absurdum
- artmouse
- lefthandedsnail
- Jefftown™
- Anubis12
- Pip Estrelle
- Icarus
- Lord Bojangles Winston-Jones
- Lincoln's Storage
- Black Coyote
- Entropic Electricity
- Nazzo Tinerlen
- Edison Small
- Shades of Gray
- Xena
- Angel Mois
- Mayonnaise Prince
- Piscean Electron
- A Modern Selkie
- Amithy Ilexa
- saille is planting praxis
- Ntan McNunofurbizwax
- Morte
- nallox V
- Eidhnean entwines
- Sundroplets
- Dopey
- Balaustine Envoy
- Anomaly
- Mr Everyday
- Shak
- Anna Louise
- Bastard
- Steph Sullivan
- The Beekeeper
- Sardonicus Tweed
- Josh
- Harry Lee
- Fiona
- Majyk
- Grand Mask
- Scooter Vagabond
- Guardian Of Flannel
- Captain Cutthroat
- Teeth Beetles
- Jon Coyne
- Thomas H. Keane III
- Rin Brooker
- Goddess of Doom and Thievery
- Adam Bordelon
- THE WAFFLER
- Mr. Stackhouse
- Nicholas Baker
- Rachel Clark
- Hope Murphy
- Fernando Conrads
- julia griswold
- Rego Hemia
- Billie Murdoch
- Philippe
- THE NOOB
- Elle Miller
- Abysmal
- Kara Thrace
- M t R
- Neutron
- MonkeyBoy Dan
- Von Guard
- misschraddøn
- Jon Heath
- Heathcliff
- Thompson Sparvarnish
- Novy San
- Samantha
- jesus
- Ben [Sunshine]
- Liz
- Future
- Michelle E
- Britta
- Ruby
- Aaron Vanderbeek
- Force TheOneAndOnly
- Dragon
- Young Cain
- Logic
- skyaphilic
- Placid Dingo
- Bun Bun
- Lex Stanley
- Borg Rikazz
- Wetdryvac
- Palindromedary
- Never Moore
- sPuNk
- A M
- Lauren S
- Cayla L
- relet
- Ty Odin
- Senatør Pixie
- King of Spain
- red permanent marker
- Daniel Fuller
- Acton Town
- Angela Latini
- Picø // ØwO
- E. W.
- Princess Serendipity
- Digital Watches
- River Rock
- Remy The Ghost
- Møbius Golau
- miko regan
- Double
- Togashi Ni
- Happy McDeath
- Death Cube
Tasks Created
- Free Art
- Journey To The End Of The Night: Los Angeles 2009
- Sneak.
- Journey To The End Of The Night: Los Angeles 2010
Terms
dangerous, burrito, dangerousburrito, senatorTexts
Hey! Wouldja lookit that!
A fleur to match your fleur.
The only way I'll do it is with sleep deprivation.
But sensory would be fun, but difficult to achieve and then maintain.
It can be anything you want it to be.
Also, if you cannot do the task well enough to meet the basic task description, much less your own standards, then you don't have to do the task. Skip it. It's OK to not do a task. I haven't done this task yet. It's because I don't drink or do any drugs, and it would be disingenuous of me to do this without being high. I've thought about other ways to do this that would suffice, and also meet my standards, and haven't found one. There are lots of tasks. You don't have to do them all.
Also, read the praxis for this task and you will see that people have used things besides drugs and alcohol to complete this task (those typically didn't get very many vote points which should show you something). But you should read other people's tasks. In general it's a good idea. You can see what worked, and what didn't work, and give you ideas of how best to try and take somebody's fleur away from them.
Also vote on tasks that you think are good. Voting is the currency of this game. If you liked something, show it by spreading some votes around. I don't mean to get on your case, because you're kinda new, and you have done some great things with the possibility of greatness strong in you, but your voting ratio is under 2:1 Received:Cast (and half of your votes cast are to friends of yours, nothing wrong with that, you should vote for your friends' tasks if you liked them, but there are more people playing this game than just your friends). For somebody that isn't collecting fleurs, that 2:1 ratio could be higher. You could spread some love around. And love=vote points.
It could be any number of factors. It could also be that ComicCon was that weekend, and we probably have a similar audience.
Why would anybody hit "yes" to something on facebook with no intention of coming? Grr.
Whatever the reason, I'm going to ask for help next year. Specifically I'm going to ask Spidere to help me figure out how to publicize.







































But wouldn't it be great if she was making it all up? There are no callouses? All of the pictures and videos are manufactured? That would be awesome.