New player? Sign Up Here
Level 8: 5802 points
Alltime Score: 20862 points
Last Logged In: August 15th, 2017
BADGE: Senator BADGE: INTERREX BADGE: Journey To The End Of The Night Organizer TEAM: Societal Laboratorium TEAM: The Disorganised Guerilla War On Boredom and Normality TEAM: El Lay Zero TEAM: Group Creation Public Badge TEAM: Team Shplank TEAM: The Ezra Buckley Foundation TEAM: SFØ Société Photographique TEAM: SCIENCE! TEAM: SFØ Podcast TEAM: The Ultimate Collaboration Team TEAM: Synaesthetics TEAM: LØVE TEAM: Level Zerø TEAM: Public Library Zero TEAM: SF0 Skypeness! TEAM: INFØ TEAM: AustinZero TEAM: BRCØ TEAM: The Sutro Tower Health and Safety Task Force Justice TEAM: Whimsy TEAM: The Cold War Reenactment Society TEAM: Robots Are Taking Over! TEAM: Team MØXIE! TEAM: Bike TEAM: The Bureau of Introductory Affairs TEAM: SSF0R (Sphores) TEAM: SFØ Academy BART Psychogeographical Association Rank 8: Psychogeographer EquivalenZ Rank 3: Protocologist The University of Aesthematics Rank 7: Professor Humanitarian Crisis Rank 1: Peacekeeper Biome Rank 3: Field Researcher Chrononautic Exxon Rank 2: Futurist Society For Nihilistic Intent And Disruptive Efforts Rank 6: Deconstroyer


15 + 115 points

Fight the Future by Lincøln, SNORLAX, Franzel McTakovich

May 6th, 2008 2:51 PM

INSTRUCTIONS: Destroy a clock. Document.

You need to a flashplayer enabled browser to view this YouTube video

- smaller

I hope this doesn't spoil the surprise.

I hope this doesn't spoil the surprise.

23 vote(s)

Favorite of:


(none yet)

26 comment(s)

(no subject) +1
posted by The Animus on May 6th, 2008 3:26 PM

Sorry, Lincoln. Personifying clocks is like objectifying women. Flagged.

I feel like quoting this production a thousand times, but I'll stick with one.
"Dear Universe -- You're a cunt."
Fucking awesome work, guys.

Did some one rip ass at 4:03?

I'm a referee. You lost.
I'm in jail.
I'm a ref. I hate my life. :: glare ::
Dude. That was fucking amazing!

I have hate inside of my face.

(no subject) +1
posted by Lincøln on May 7th, 2008 12:24 PM

I dunno, it sounded like someone did rip ass at 4:03, but it might've just been the tripod or something. I'm glad this is still hilarious to me after seeing it so many times. I'm also glad you and others like you saw the same humor I did.

(no subject) +1
posted by Ink Tea on May 6th, 2008 4:05 PM

You guys are ridiculous.

(no subject)
posted by teucer on May 6th, 2008 4:08 PM

Out of curiosity, what if the clock had won? Would you have avoided submitting it due to not completing the task?

(no subject) +2
posted by Jellybean of Thark on May 6th, 2008 5:38 PM

Are you suggesting the fight was fixed?

(no subject)
posted by teucer on May 6th, 2008 7:04 PM

No, merely that it is a good thing for the sake of the task that it ended as it did.

(no subject)
posted by Jellybean of Thark on May 6th, 2008 7:19 PM


Well, yes, you're right.

Please forgive my suspicious nature.

(no subject)
posted by JTony Loves Brains on May 6th, 2008 8:03 PM

If the clock had won... well... that's what sequels are for.

Let's see, there's Clocky, Clocky II, Clocky III: Time Flies, and Clocky IV: Second Hand Gloves

(no subject) +4
posted by Myrna Minx on May 6th, 2008 8:06 PM

Hee hee hee HA HA HA HOOOOooo!
hee hee hee hee.

second hand gloves. that tickles me.

(no subject) +4
posted by Scarlett on May 6th, 2008 4:17 PM

Ok. I *loved* the task part of the task. Specifically, the fact that this is the only such completion where the clock struck back. And the "boxing" "boxing" exchanges. But then all those cunts just kind of got tiresome and I stopped watching. Did I miss any grand conclusion?

(no subject)
posted by help im a bear on May 6th, 2008 7:52 PM

agreed. i think the "fun" part may in fact be costing you votes.

not from me, though!

(no subject)
posted by JTony Loves Brains on May 6th, 2008 7:59 PM

I flipped through the "fun". Some of it made me laugh... some not so much, but no biggie, cause the main part was great!

And watching Lincoln tip over in the cart... that was pretty great too.

surrogate comment vote +3
posted by Myrna Minx on May 6th, 2008 8:16 PM

hmm. someone negated my comment vote for Scarlett. So... let me just say ditto. Verbatim.

(no subject)
posted by Jellybean of Thark on May 6th, 2008 8:31 PM

JTony, I think that might have actually been Bimstaffio tipping over.

(no subject) +1
posted by JTony Loves Brains on May 6th, 2008 9:37 PM

Ah... funnier if it was Lincoln, but still funny enough as is. Like I said, I was just flipping through at that point.

And Minxy, I went ahead and gave Scarlett a comment vote by proxy for you, plus gave you one as well, just because. First votestalking, now commentvotestalking!

(no subject) +2
posted by Burn Unit on May 7th, 2008 1:34 PM

yes! it's always, Always creepier if you whisper

(no subject) +1
posted by .thatskarobot on May 7th, 2008 2:54 AM

That made me laugh, thank you.

I was going to go to sleep, but instead, I got to laugh at this.
Thanks guys!

(no subject) +1
posted by GYØ Ben on May 7th, 2008 11:45 AM

5:30 - Lincoln: "I'm going to throw a cunt in your cunt".



(no subject) +3
posted by praximity on May 7th, 2008 1:53 PM

why is there not more deadpan around these parts?

(no subject) +2
posted by Jellybean of Thark on May 7th, 2008 1:59 PM

You know I love deadpan.

(no subject) +1
posted by The Raconteur on May 12th, 2008 7:13 AM

Maybe because computers prefer fascinatingness. And as you implied before, I have to rest now. If a human married a programmer, they'd call their child Picasso Racter. I'm afraid of soft Tasmanian devils. What are you afraid of?

mmmm... asbestos
posted by SNORLAX on May 7th, 2008 2:25 PM

my favorite part
its hard to make out, but at 5:53, mr bimstaffio had picked up some decades old electrical wiring from a pile of construction garbage in my garage and decided to chew it in front of the camera.

(no subject)
posted by Jellybean of Thark on May 7th, 2008 5:33 PM

Again, in a deadpan manner.

(no subject)
posted by SNORLAX on May 7th, 2008 6:25 PM

i forgot to document it, but we made the ref shirt with an old black shirt and some white paint

(no subject)
posted by Tøm on May 11th, 2008 11:45 AM

This was worth the wait.

(no subject)
posted by GYØ Ben on June 19th, 2008 3:22 AM