INSTRUCTIONS: Make a big mess.
Explore the mess. Submit your physical being to the mess. Touch it. Taste it. Revel in it. Enjoy the fleeting subversion of social norms.
Tidy up the mess.
Did you tidy up?
Yes I did.
Everything was tidy within minutes. We had a plan.
Clothes went in a trash bag, tarp on the floor got folded up, faces went in the sink.
I should have taken your word for it. I would have definitely heard about it if you goofballs hadn't cleaned the joint up.