email capture 1
So at first I documented my writing the ad to let you know that I didn't just copy ads from CL, but I suppose that's pretty obvious.
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This is what that ad turned into after publishing. I know pictures of boobs isn't really appropriate and it was flagged off, but I just found her face so cute that maybe it was forgivable. I think I liked how wholesome she looks. This ad was posted to the w4w section.
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That turned into this. This girl and her website are full of sex. It was tough to find four pictures of her not doing something horrible, but I did.
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I decided to also post to the w4m section as well to help get a more varied response. A lot of the words here were stolen from another woman's post a few weeks earlier, I changed it up a bit and added some of me to it to make it more believable. But kept the topless picture. When this was flagged for the topless photo, I reposted with just the first photo. That lasted for a long time. I got a lot of responses from that one.
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After getting flagged off, I responded with this revised post. I actually felt hurt for getting flagged, even though I should have been flagged. I wasn't a real user and I was trying to trick people, and yet when I got flagged, it hurt my feelings. How did they know this girl wasn't real? So this post reflects some of the feelings I had about being flagged.
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Then I decided to post this fun and frivolous post at 2:00am. And this was by far the most popular post. This lasted for days and netted probably the most email addresses for me.
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I spent a lot of time with this one. This girl is me. Sure, I found her image on some porn site, but she wants what I want. And again it hurt when she was flagged.
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I went with blatant sexuality with this one. I posted it to the w4w casual encounters section.
Sending 1000 emails
This was way harder than you'd think. But because none of the addresses were in my email contacts (they don't get into contacts until I've emailed them once, and I wanted their first email from Richard Brautigan to be the story), so this is how I did it. I had the story and header open in another email on the left there that I would just copy over from every email, then I had another email window open on the right to check to see if the email address was unique. In gmail if you start typing an address of somebody you've already sent an email to, it'll autofill that address for you, so that's how I'd check I was sending to a unique address every time. I'm sure there's a much easier way to do this, but it felt kinda good to send 1000 emails this way and spreading the love of Richard Brautigan.
Oh my crap, this is boring. Don't watch it.
Here you can tell about how long this took me. I could do about 2-3 a minute. Do the math and figure out how long it took me to send 1000 of these out.
Personal Ad 1
This is the non-casual encounters section ad. This is a girl looking for a serious relationship with a man.
"hi my name it tim i saw ur ad and was wondering if u wold like to talk i will seed u a pic of me hope to here for u"
"SO I'M 24 AND I LIKE TO HAVE FUN, GO OUT SOMETIMES, AND I PLAY B BALL AND KICK'S IT AT HOME ALL THE TIME I'M A MOVIE ON MA BED TYPE PERSON, I LIKE BAR'S EVERY NOW AND THEN BUT FOR THE MOST PART I CAN'T REALLY HOLD MA DRINKS SO 3 CORONA'S AND I'M GONE.....BUT IF YOU LIKE WHA CHA SEE GET AT ME...5'9 170 24 ~~~~~MR JOHNSON~~~~~MR JOHNSON~~~~~"
"Nice photos…well I hate the yankees and I would take it out on your body. And nobody should have to wait 8 months for me. And you look light enough to throw on my shoulders, you can watch the sunset over the ocean, I’ll be looking east."
"just saying hi.. browsing through craigslist and saw that you are pretty interesting and cute at the same time..=) i have pictures at my myspace if you wanna see what i look like but maybe we can go get a drink at bucks and chat a little.. you seem liek you would be nice ot talk to. heres my myspace if you want to see some pics *edited to remove link* mike"
"Sounds like we had similar evenings. I came home very disappointed. Should have just stayed home. Anyway I am bi and not looking for a relationship either. I am tired of the boys and I miss being with a woman. I live near Mar Vista so I am not far. Maybe we could meet up and see how things go. Would like to voice verify. I can send more pic but CL only allows a certain size. Hope to hear from you. xoxo p.s. I am 5'2", 110 pounds, 34D, hazel eyes. Blah Blah!"
"Good Morning, Wow, I guess I am not the only one up late...huh...lol I really liked your ad and would like to hopefully get to know you. Would you be interested in talk? Let me tell you a little about myself. I am a relaxed, very easy going guy who loves life and can enjoy the simple things that life can offer. I respect and hold other peoples opinions and except them for who they are. I try not to make judgments of others, always trying to find the good in every situation. I find myself trying to make the world a better place. I care about big ideas and big issues, but also dedicate myself to other lives-people around me. I have empathy for others, able to give sound advice, but more importantly, I know when to just listen. At home or work, I am a natural facilitator, motivator, and energizer. Able to promote harmony and cooperation. In fact, few things bother me more than conflicts. Looking for someone who is willing to start with friendship and in time create a loving relationship. look forward to hear from you soon, take care always. Chris"
"if this is a real cl profile and your real not some sex internet site link then i wanna go out and cause trouble with you, hi sexy im zanillo or just zan im 30, 100% italian i live here in LA no kids here are my pics get back if your real ciao"
"You are truly the cutest girl on here... Would you send me another picture if I send you mine...? - Jim"
"It is worth a shot! If you don't bother, you can't hit or miss! You are a bit to hot to believe your short of dates though! Then again who knows what your story is.... the Mystery is killing me to find out. Maybee she's tired of men who look at themselves more than her. maybee she's done with the liars..... What the hell, you got the hook in my mouth with the smile and the brown eyes. Myself: 5' 10, blue eyes, 165 lbs. I choose funny over being too cool, Im a freelance television engineer. I live in West Hollywood where they don't have a lot of straight women, ..... O.K. I didn't find that out til after I moved in, Blah Ha! Love animals, can't keep a dog 'cause I travel a lot for work, but I really want one....... can I rent your's? My pic is from visiiting my mother so that's her slipper, I mean her dog I'm holding, I got short hair now by the way and I clean up well too. you'll meet a lot of wierdo's on the net and a lot of nice people too. Got some great pen pal's from craigslist. Here's the killer word, Truth.... give me truth because I'll be giving it to you. Some of my truths: I don't need the casual hook-up, yea who don't love the Booma Boom around the rooma room. But If you can resist a little while, I found that waiting a little longer making the mental connect too brings a Much Bigger BOOM! and well worth the wait. Heavy Petting can go a long way, believe it or not. Weather it takes two weeks or two months it just seems to make sense to get to know a little more about a person, 'cause who knows you may not be that into some guy after a bit and if you let him into your world .... you might feel like you gave up too much of your personal self to some guy who didn't deserve ya! Try passing that one off on the guys who send the pic's of their Junk! Few years ago, I was of the mindset that I wana Hit that, Hit this, and bragg about it.... only It didn't give me the ego boost like most guys, so I grew out of that! There's that damn truth thing I was talking about. I can't stop, here's some more: I tend to notice slender brunettes more than any other flavor..... I like 'em happier than sad most of the time, I'm sensitive to her feelings but if a girl pouts and I ask what's up and she says... "Nothing" more than three times..... I don't ask anymore, just talk dammit, it's not hard to do is it? I do like the fact that you live in hollywood. I may have been over clubed for a while..... I just had to see every band that came by and burnt out a little on clubs, but still get kidnapped by friends to go. Don't dig cigarette smokers, I can hang but I notice when I date a smoker I tend to be into short kisses more than long one's ..... go figure. I like real boobies more than the silicone club, but hey I do live in L.A. so thats almost a dream.... Blah Ha! I like camping hiking bikes and most sports, hanging out with people who make me laugh, or hanging at home watching flicks with my girly. Let's toss some emails around if my pic don't scare ya off, or even if it does... Woo Hoo"
"Hi: I like your post, though your eye's say 22, your hair says 18 and the little mysterious smirk on your face. says girl next door 16. Which I'm afraid makes you under age for dating.... damn. Yes I'm a bit of a kidder, aren't I? As we rent Ferrari's and not pay, (a hot wind whipping our hair contrasting the cool from the air conditioner, the speakers blasting your selection of tunes) while I'm busy sucking ceviche off the dash board and your running into the liquor store for the Tequila.......and yes I'm watching you run, Woo Hoo! You'll be carded and denied if you can't prove the 21 thing. (ALARM!) Oh no! don't stop me dreaming now! It's a good thing for you that I'm a 45 year old juvenile. But I look young too, so read the rest of the ad...... Hey ....Hey .....come back here! ..... that's better. I'm not a construction worker, so I love your, perfect boobs, your curve challenged body and you're skinny shape. Why? Honestly, it's the smirk on you're face that tells me you are comfortable with yourself and are'nt living for anyone else's opinion! Otherwise why get out of bed if your going to worry about what some closed minds think? Suffering here in West Hollywood where women who were women at the time of their birth, are hard to believe, I mean find. I'm a Freelance Television engineer, Freelance meaning intermittent paychecks, so go ahead and put me in the unemployed category, the price I pay for freedom... until the writers strike has forced me to change vocations after some 15 years. Now I'm looking for two part time jobs locally so I can be rid of driving to work EVERYDAY gees Not because of gas prices but, OKAY I admit it! I am tired of the traffic out there and not being able to predict when I'm going to get where I'm going. You seem a little too together to be looking for a Sugar Daddy, so I won't go there. Yes the Hollywood factor in your post is attractive (cause I think I know where hollywood is, says my thomas guide) But I liked everything in your post so the hook's in my mouth for now. Unless when the clock strikes 12, your corsette pops off with such force that your wig rips off and I see the white haired 200 pounder that wasn't there a minute ago. You know that ferrari stealing crap...? well you need to be able to jump in and out of that without using the doors...! I don't have to meet everyone on Craigslist, I don't need the instant hook-up booty call Playa stuff because It lack's a little Boom Boom without the mental connect for me these day's. But don't get me wrong! I'm not a daisy. I'm that dangerous unpredictable Swashbuckling Pirate Outlaw with the right accomplis by my side. So lift your eyepatch for a second and check me out. 'Cause I'm content with the right kind of pen pals, so if the jobless thing with the OH my GOD! 45 thing, trippled with the images that I'm going to stain your memory with, send you running and laughing or laughing then running. then at least send me a pic' of your mom and give me the The Most Honest Guy on Craigslist Award! Blah Ha and Woo Hoo! My camera phone takes crappy pic's indoors, not enough light and I clean up better than that, but they're recent. I have one's that are 2 years old with longer hair but Craigslist will only let me send one at a time, so pardon the two emails, I'm kinda in between both right now. I love golf and watching most sports with the volume turned down and music on. See You: Ken"
"Baby, How about a rockstar. 5'10 1/2", 169 and hot. And if you say yes I will spoil and pamper you and sweep you off you feet. Let me know and I will give you my number. Nice pictures, great body. I WANT YOU! Don't let the hair fool you. London OOO XXXX"
"hi, would you be interested in a 28 year old male virgin who wants to be "deflowered"...i'm in so cal open to trying just about anything...let me know what you think"
"If you're up for motorcycle rides, trips out of town, creative sexual adventures, good wine, shows & too much fun, say hi. I'm in Silver Lake. C"
"Hello, Let me start by saying that I'm not really one to search personals, but it is difficult meeting someone of sustenance here in LA. I'm from the Midwest and am trying to get out of the habit of dating models/actresses/waitresses. Okay, so I guess this is the part where I tell you about myself and you become either interested or start running for the door. I'm an artist with an interest in music, fashion, and fine arts. But don't worry, that's not my main gig. I'm in graduate school and am expecting to get my doctorate in psychology this May, pending the completion of my dissertation. I'm currently working at a community mental health center and am starting a private practice, both in Beverly Hills. I love what I do and am grateful for my decision to leave the tour bus and my band days for this. So, I could go on, but I'm sure with a picture as cute as yours up on this site you'll have to go through pages and pages of emails, so I'll save you the trouble. I'm attaching a picture, so get back to me if you like what you've read and seen. I have more (i.e., ones with me smiling) but I don't think I can attach too many to this email. Hope to hear from you soon, John By the way, I'm 25."
"Hey, I saw your post... or posts, I think. I'm guessing you changed up your first post on 3/4 and decided to post pics. I remember because your first post was interesting as it mentioned a lot of things I do that might not be mainstream (e.g. read George R.R. Martin -- when will he ever finish A Dance with Dragons?). Was going to write you but have been traveling on business and just got back in town. Anyway, I'm 35, Asian, 5'10", 165 lbs., and run my own business. I travel a great deal, mostly internationally, but spend most of my time in Los Angeles. I hold 2 graduate degrees (JD and MBA), which is probably because I was a nerd and geek at heart growing up. Since then, I like to think I've rounded out fairly well -- I dress better, take care of my appearance, hold a good conversation, etc. Normally, I wouldn't admit this, but I did my share of rpgs growing up, and still play on X360 (have you tried Mass Effect?). But, like you, I don't do only geeky stuff. I go to Vegas probably half a dozen times per year to gamble and have a good time with my buddies. I also love to play poker at Commerce, and go out fine dining quite a bit. And as you can see in my picture, I love sports cars... Don't let the red Ferrari mislead you. I'm fairly normal. Figured I'd throw in a semi-controversial picture since you did too in one of your posts... I liked them all, but you're right, this last one is probably more appropriate for a public forum. I'm guessing you got hit with like 100 emails in 30 minutes due to the other one. If you're interested, let's meet up sometime. I have a feeling we'll hit it off. Or at worst we'll end up friends, so if I ever need a gamer who looks gorgeous instead of looking like Jabba the Hut, I'll know who to call..."
"hi there, wow...you are a cuttie!! love your pic....i think you are sooo beautiful! am quite interested in your ad....i would like to try this for once...i've had this urge for a while now! Last night I woke with and an O. In my dream a woman had taken the place of my boyfriend. She was on top kissing me. I could feel her breasts against mine as they swept past with each stroke of her strap she had inside me. Her lips tasted me, her body so smooth with my legs wrapped around her feminine body. My hands softly holding her face close so our tongues would meet our open mouths. I'm 38, 5'8", petite, 117 lbs. Seeing you, I crave to know how seductive your skin feels against mine. hope you are availble now!....bf is away....perfect time!!"
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"...too "normal" for me, even though you're very cute. And while Santa Monica's my home town, and I live right next to it now (in Brentwood), I consider myself more of an 'underground Hollywood' type of guy. I'd live there, but the weather's nicer closer to the ocean. But your mention of Bar Sinister, and to a lesser extent Miss Kitty's, piqued my interest. Perhaps we could chat about mutual interests. "Just friends", so to speak. 'Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?", might be one topic... Looking forward to hearing from you. -Roy P.S.- Ignore the girl in the pic. Ancient history."
"You're picture caught my eyes and was intrigued to e-mail you. I am 32 Korean American male with a MBA degree. I enjoy doing the same things as you do. If you're interested e-mail me back."
"Hi sweetie, I am French Moroccan, 32 years old, black hair and hazel eyes. I work in the entertainment Industry producing events and fashion shows. I am a very passionate person in what I do and who I care about, smart, honest, straight forward. I'm also romantic and very giving. I'm a great cook in French and Italian cuisine (I used to be a chef). I love traveling (I have lived in Morocco, France, Ireland and in the US). I'm well educated respectful and very well mannered. I am also quite a funny guy who always entertain people around me. In my free time I enjoy riding my motorcycle, hiking, beach volley, Jet skiing, swimming, hanging out at the beach, reading a good book, watching movies, taking a drive to discover a new area and scenery... I'm also taking flight lessons, one of the most amazing feeling."
"Hi there, I couldn't believe my eyes when you stated that you play video games. Any girl I've known just rolls their eyes with any mention of them. Before I ramble on about how cool you sound, let me tell you a little bit about myself. I too am a 28 year old guy geek. I'm white, 5' 10", 140 lbs. Non-smoker also (I agree, smoking is disgusting) I am a huge fan of video and computer games, mostly video though. Xbox 360 is usually what I play, but occasionally I play with the Wii (at work...a story for later). I've never gotten into comic books, only because I was never introduced to them. But I'm a huge, huge fan of X-Men, specifically the movies, and pretty much any comic book-to-movie that's done well. My roommate turned me onto the television show "Who Wants to Be a Superhero", hosted by the legend Stan Lee. I play a bunch of cool boardgames with my friends; some of the games, which you may already know of, are "Settlers" and its various game additions and "Killer Bunnies". Most of my friends are engineers, so that in itself is brings a whole new level of geekness to the table. As my degree is in Film and Video, I too, am a movie-whore. Going out to see a movie or staying in to rent or watch a movie from my collection is a favorite thing of mine to do. I absolutely loved "Firefly" and still want to strangle the morons at Fox who canceled that amazing series. And the great show "Buffy"...I need not say more. Some of my other favorite things to do are taking photographs (amateur photog in the making), reading, playing beach volleyball, going out to eat at nice restaurants, playing poker or just hanging with my friends. I work as an assistant editor at a post-production company that edits commercials. I am financially stable and I am able to provide for myself comfortably. I've worked at the same company for close to five years now and absolutely love it and the work I do. I live on the Westside and work there too. As you said, I too am looking for someone that grabs my attention, fascinates me on a daily basis and makes me wonder where they were my whole life. I have a completely open mind when it comes to relationships and am ready to have fun. Connecting with someone on another level, aside from just looks, is what I looking for in a relationship. Being able to connect on a deeper level is what it's all about. I also couldn't believe seeing you have an interest in bdsm clubs. Finally, I've found a girl who is into that kind of thing. I'd definitely have an interest in going to those clubs. Attached you will find a normal profile picture of me. I am sending another email with another picture attached because I didn't want to attach two pics and get it sent back to me because it is too big for Craigslist. The other is showing a little bit of my humorous side. I really do hope to hear from you. You sound like a really cool and nice gal that I would love to get to know more about. Take care, Matt"
"I think the reason you get flagged is because men don't believe a beautiful woman could want no strings attached sex without some sort of catch. They either figure you to be an escort or pic collector. Personally, I think it comes down to how much self-confidence they have in themselves. Which, if it's being flagged, is probably not too much. I'm sure you've received 250 emails from married men (of your dad's age) wanting to be your sugar daddy. If that's what you're used to, this email should be refreshing. I'm not one to talk about myself, but I'm tall, good looking, and really funny. So if you hate to laugh, we're in trouble."
"Hi I am here from Albuq NM and have used CL there and have not found anyone worth meeting. This is a true pic of me and maybe I could come back here or you could come to Alb if we hit it off."
"So my name is Daniel. I'm 25. I'm straight, and I'm as open minded as they come. I'm 6ft, 170lbs, and have an 8inch cock, clean, cut. My personnel well being is a top priority. I love oral, licking ass and all that fun stuff the most. could fool around for hours. I have excellent stamina and just can't seem to have enough sex. The freakier the better as far as I'm concerned. I am a sucker for a cute brunette lick yourself, just to let you know. I have lots to talk about, consider myself intelligent, respectful and like I said very open minded. I am a real person, and will get more in depth upon your response. If you like what you see, you know how to get back to me. Hope to hear from you soon..."
"How freaky do you want to get? Ask for my pics - they speak for themselves. Yummmmmm...."
"Hello - You appear attractive and sane. I am free to have an adventure with you if you desire. I would enjoy discovering a new soul especially one as cute as you appear. About me: I am sane, clean, fun, kinky, respectful, in excellent shape, and very, very, oral. I think you might enjoy being pleasured by me as I love to massage, and orally please my partners. What i do with y hands and tongue has been called by previous partners, "pussy worshipping". I don't even care if my penis plays a role in the activities - - don't get me wrong, I enjoy a great blow job, and penetration has its place at times, but I mostly enjoy pleasuring a woman mostly with my tongue, lips, nose, etc. If you are interested, let me know and we can see if there is the desire from each of us to have a little adventure together. peace. Lunar"
"ay beautiful ..how are u doin....i saw ur ad on cl and i liked what u had 2 say whats up....... lets get 2 know each other, my name is vick ....6'4 i got my own place i have 2 jobs ...get @ me"
"Pick me!! My tongue is longer than Gene Simmons....I love to lick.....i will please u and more!!"
"How about you have my gf and I. Now that's the best of both worlds..if you like the pic of me I'll send you a pic of her.. ~FAM1LY~F1RST~ ★MUHAMMAD SPEAKS★!! ™"
"I read your post ....... so, I've decided to write you a bio... in case my wit can sway you over......(it's all fabricated -except for the fact that animals do trust me).... so have fun reading it! If you want to see the real stats -just scroll down to the end of this email: I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I translate street slang for Cuban refugees, I’ve written award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play the stand-up bass, I was scouted by the NBA and the NFL, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Animals trust me. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the Freedom Fighters in Argentina. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorist who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I breed prizewinning clams. I have won bullfights in my father’s homeland (Spain), cliff-diving competitions in Buenos Aires, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I can dance underwater and not get wet. I once made a cat and dog kiss.... and at work I am the current duck, duck, goose champion.....! seriously.... 6ft 180 lbs athletic a "gate program" kid articulate attentive attractive (sometimes) artistic (writer) college grad -csun(2 degrees:journalism & poli sci) no kids never married non-smoker single work in burbank live in hollywood(near the bowl)"
"Now, it's true, men ARE pigs. Or, I should say, MOST men CAN be pigs.'On the other hand, we men are part of your biological mandate, and at the end of the day, deep down, part of you still craves some testosterone and manliness. Now, I don't know you so it's hard to get to the bottom of why you have shunned the staffed (I just made that up. I'm so smart), maybe a guy treated you badly back i the day. Or maybe you just have a great appreciation for the beauty and softness of great femininity ( I Know I do), or maybe you're just a sex crazed, dirty little girl. I'd be ok with any of those....;-) So, here's my proposition; You're obviously a cute girl with a great body and good underwear, so let's have a photoshoot. I'm a very talented professional photographer, and I'd love to get my hands on you, both artistically and sexually. It'll be a blast. Come over, bring a bunch of cute/dirty/interesting outfits, we'll shoot, I'll flirt and touch you inappropriately the whole time, and the act of stripping and showing off for a cool stranger will (should, anyway) get you a little turned on. As an added bonus, I'm tall, rugged, very cool and charming, and most importantly, a man of integrity. In other words, you'd be safe. No means no and all that. Hell, bring one of your girlfriends for chaperon purposes. I wouldn't be opposed to that...;-) So,w hat do you think? I bet it's the best,moist creative offer you've gotten, right? Adam 6'1'', a fit and strong 230, Hancock Park"
"I just want to finger and lick your pussy. I want your honest opinion if I am as good as any woman you have had. Up for a challenge?"
"Hi,this is me naked,I have more pics if you are interested! Ive always wanted to try strap on among other things! I have very good oral skills to! hope to hear back and have a nice night"
"i am the man you seek active witty good personality excellent sex drive stamina and endurance"
"are you still looking? 22 yo here... 6'1" just offering if you wanna come and play, I don't need to say it in beautiful words.. except we both know that pleasure is something to be shared :) so anyway, I'm willing to listen to how you'd like it done n we can work it out to be a blast hehe btw, tomorrow's monday, and rather that regret it, I'd rather we have all the fun while we can"
"Well, I have a slightly better idea. How about instead of you picking between guys and girls, you have one of each. My girlfriend and I having been looking for a cute girl to please for a long time (our last "friend" moved up north). Anyway, she is asian and bisexual, with d cups, and a huge sexual appetite and I am white, very skilled orally and attractive (in the real world, not JUST craigslist). We are both very open minded sexually and want to make sure YOU have fun. Give me a call (310)408-**** if you are interested. Thanks!"
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"i read your profile and wow! i will be more than happy to give u whatever it is u are missing....i'm 42, 5'10, 185, black hair puerto rican....i will send u a pic and here is my number if i interest u....also i ride a sports bike in case you're up for a ride :-) 310-895-****"
"im carlos im 22 ive seen your ad with that sexy body of yours i whant to be that guy to hook up with u"
"how are you? I saw your picture in craigslist...you are a hot ass! I don't have a body shot...but here's a pic of me... let me know if you're interested John"
"I can see my tongue licking you from the top of your hood to the bottom of your anus. I can feel your lips against the meat of my tongue as I am circling the most sensitive part of your flower… while the tip of my tong plunges into you, drinking your sweet nectar – like the humming bird at a flower. Two fingers in you, one bent into a hook, pressing high on your Gspot, while the other circles your cervex. I can imagine my thick cock pumping your sweet lips deep as I feel the head hitting the back of your throat, or trying at your pace.. To feel the layers of your soul peeling back as I take you… to hear your gasp and moan as what you desire has once returned to its proper place… deep into your womanhood I spill myself into you – over and over, denying you the ability to touch the one place that would take you over the edge.. holding you back from the abyss, then to pick you up, flip you over, your legs and thighs around my body.. looking deep into you.. you looking back into the abyss in to me.. as I engulf you… feeling your body split in twain, and I touch the one place that you have been yearning.. feeling me explode once again into you – as I feel you explode without onto me, all over me.. feeling you holding on for dear life… your fingers digging into me.. your whispers of don’t stop, please god don’t stop and I look down at you.. fall deep back into you… once again feeling yourself melt around me. Feeling the whole world shake and move.. as all my energy is flushed deep within and without you. Feeling your arches of your feet resting against my wide shoulders, feeling your body feel mine… taking you over and over… To feel my breath on the back of your neck as I reach around playing with your clit, feeling my wide hands holding your body in place as I lick the sweat off of your shoulders – and you feel my thick throbbing cock deep in you.. feeling you throb back… 37, 6'3" green eyes, soft kissable lips & very oral, very strong libido, i'm 7" long x 6.5" around, its all about the girth! Magnum XL's. STD Free, DD Free, HIV-"
"wow amazing im 22 virgin wana change that that was kotney i knoiw well heres apic"
" Hi Miss. If you like the guy next door who will get down on his knees and do anything to please, I'll please you. I am into pleasing women and am very respectful, caring, and willing. I am ******** on yahoo messenger or ******** on AIM. I am clean, young, good looking, very open minded, slim, caucasian with short brown hair and do not smoke."
"I will use you as my personal cum toilet. I will force my cock in your ass and gape your hole until you are screaming. And when I hear you scream, I will fuck your ass even harder. I want to pull out of your raw ass and punish your throat. I want you to taste your fucking ass! I will make you gag on my cock until you spit up, all the while I will smack your face and spit on you, you dirty cunt! I want to hold your face down on my cock, nose buried in my balls, until you cant breathe, then I will choke you and tell you what a dirty whore you are. After I cum in your throat, and you are a quivering mess, I wont allow you to swallow my load. I want you to spit it out onto the fllor and then lick it back up. Finally, when I am just about done with you, I will shove my asshole in your face and make you lick it good. You can call me daddy, master, whatever you want along those lines, but know this: I will own your ass Chris"
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