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As He Believes, So He Is. She'll Beg For More... by Lincøln

March 27th, 2008 6:24 PM / Location: 34.251359,-118.3570

INSTRUCTIONS: Send literary or artistic spam email to no fewer than 1000 recipients.

     First a warning:
****WARNING****
This proof has a lot of nudity and adult themes, so if you are offended by adult themes, skip this proof.





OK, this is a long story. I started out doing this task not knowing how to get my hands on 1000 email addresses, and thought about creating a bot to go get them, but since technology and I aren't the best of friends, I decided to do it the old (new) fashioned way. Which turned out to be much more difficult than I'm sure it needed to be, but was also very rewarding, so in the end, worth it.

I posted ads on Craigslist and then harvested the emails of the people who replied. Normally spamming people and stealing email addresses would be against my moral code, but because I would be sending them good spam, spam they could use and enjoy, I found that I didn't mind at all.

But something curious happened. When I started getting the emails back, I started to read them. And then I knew this task was going to be bigger than just literary spam. So I have combined this task into these other tasks as well. So not only will I be completing this task (As He Believes, So He Is. She'll Beg For More), I will also be completing Personal Ads 1, Personal Ads 2, Personal Ads 3, Personal Ads 4, Personal Ads 5, and I also wound up completing correspond with a scammer and Spam Poetry. I also managed to complete Personalized Spam. I suppose I'm also doing this task and all of the others like it.


All right. First we'll start with As He Believes.

I started out by going to as many amateur porn sites on the interweb as I could and grabbed pictures of unknown amateur porn-hopefuls. I tried to find girls who had huge picture sets so I could find a few of them with their clothes on. Which I did.
Then I would take the girls, give them some personality, and write personal ads for them.
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This worked pretty well at first, but after getting only a hundred or so email responses, the adds got flagged. I couldn't figure out why. Maybe it was the abbreviated stories that accompanied the photos. So I wrote longer messages for each girl. Genius.
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With those awesome new ads posted I'm thinking I would be set and sat back and waited for the 1000 unique emails roll in.

That didn't happen.
Flagged
So I decided to blanket Craigslist with many different ads raging in scope and projected target audience. The most popular one that lasted the longest time was this one.
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Sweet and simple, and to the point, not asking for much and very specific. It was interesting trying to figure out what would get flagged off and what wouldn't. I eventually found a system that worked. And I got well over 1000 responses. I decided to get at least 1100 to make sure that the repeat customers didn't drop my total to under 1000. I wound up getting 1293 responses.
I sent out 1030, because I noticed that some of them bounced. So I erred on the side of doing more work, than not enough.

This is the literary spam I send to over 1000 recipients:

I Was Trying to Describe You to Someone
I was trying to describe you to someone a few days ago. You don't look like any girl I've ever seen before.

I couldn't say "Well she looks just like Jane Fonda, except that she's got red hair, and her mouth is different and of course, she's not a movie star..."

I couldn't say that because you don’t look like Jane Fonda at all.

I finally ended up describing you as a movie I saw when I was a child in Tacoma Washington. I guess I saw it in 1941 or 42, somewhere in there. I think I was seven, or eight, or six.

It was a movie about rural electrification, a perfect 1930's New Deal morality kind of movie to show kids. The movie was about farmers living in the country without electricity. They had to use lanterns to see by at night, for sewing and reading, and they didn't have any appliances like toasters or washing machines, and they couldn't listen to the radio. They built a dam with big electric generators and they put poles across the countryside and strung wire over fields and pastures.

There was an incredible heroic dimension that came from the simple putting up of poles for the wires to travel along. They looked ancient and modern at the same time.

Then the movie showed electricity like a young Greek god, coming to the farmer to take away forever the dark ways of his life. Suddenly, religiously, with the throwing of a switch, the farmer had electric lights to see by when he milked his cows in the early black winter mornings. The farmer's family got to listen to the radio and have a toaster and lots of bright lights to sew dresses and read the newspaper by.

It was really a fantastic movie and excited me like listening to the Star Spangled Banner, or seeing photographs of President Roosevelt, or hearing him on the radio "... the President of the United States... "

I wanted electricity to go everywhere in the world. I wanted all the farmers in the world to be able to listen to President Roosevelt on the radio....

And that's how you look to me.

That is a short story written by Richard Brautigan. And the email address that I set up for this task was brautiganstories@gmail.com and the user's name on the account is Richard Brautigan.

This is me weeding through the replies and sending off the story. Only watch that video if you feel like going mad with boredom, or want to get a small glimpse of what I did for the better part of two days.
Sending 1000 emails
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And this is what my outbox looks like. Page after page after page that look just like this.
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OK. So that was the official completion of the task. I emailed that literary spam to over 1000 unique recipients.
And in sending out those ads (and then replying to them) I completed Personal Ads 4. Which is cool. But to further delve into the void of personal ads, I'm going to delve a little bit more deeply into it here. OK. First you should know that I got over 1000 emails from people looking to make a connection. Which kinda makes me sad. And made me wish I was the person in the ad so I could give them all what they want. At the end of this praxis you'll find 65 of my favorite responses. There'll be a picture with the file name of the actual photo they sent me and the caption at the bottom of each photo is what was written in the body of the email sent to me. Enjoy those later. I decided not to burden you good people with the hundreds of pictures of cock I received. If anybody wants hundreds of pictures of cock for an art project, let me know, because I have them. I did include a few pictures that contain cock, but it's not as blatant (well, it's still pretty blatant), but you'll see those in a bit.

But right now I'm going to focus on the people that wrote back to Richard Brautigan after he sent them the story. I responded to the responses trying to ease the burden The Crisis had put on them. Below you will find all of the responses I got from every person that bothered to write me back and all of our correspondence. I'm in blue, they're in red.


W. L to me

who are you?

You don't know me. What you read was a short story by Richard Brautigan, which I thought I would share with you. In the hopes that it would make you feel better.


gknyc to me

i m not a girl faggootttt

I'm aware of your gender. What you read was a short story by Richard Brautigan, which I thought I would share with you. In the hopes that it would make you feel better.


Tantra Pornstars to me

Dude, that is so non-sequiter, what are you on, Acid?

No. Actually I thought I would share a short story from Richard Brautigan with you. In the hopes that it would make you feel better.

ok, let me share this story with you.


filmboss to me

I think you sent this to me by mistake...I'm a guy...

No mistake. I'm aware of your gender, and I believe that art transcends gender. What you read was a short story from Richard Brautigan, which I thought I would share with you. In the hopes that it would make you feel better.

who are you? and what makes you think I need to feel better?

You don't know me. And everybody can feel better. Right?

sorry dude, you email address is being blocked...a little too creepy for me...

Do what you want, I was just trying to share some art.
And I'm not a dude, just the author of the story is.



rick mclovin to me

???
~Rick~


What you read was a short story from Richard Brautigan, which I thought I would share with you. In the hopes that it would make you feel better.

Sorry,
You got the wrong number.
I mean E-Mail address.
~Rick~



Nate to me

I'm not any girl. I 'm every man you wished you met.
I'll be trout fishing in non-America.
These Native streams are deceitful.
My watermelon sugar is glazed in far off lands.
My heart is electric, and there's a power shortage.
Don't describe me.
You'll never know.
Make Love.


I am inspired by your reply. I sent that same email to 1000 random people and you are the only person who knew the author. Did the story make you feel better at all? Maybe put a smile on your face?

No. It made me feel worse than I've ever felt in my life.
It made me realize that people suck.
And don't realize a good thing, when it is right in front of their
faces.
Who are you?
And why are you SPAMMING people with Richard Brautigan references?
-N


Wait, really? This one email made you feel worse than you have ever felt in your life? Why is that? And how did you make the leap from getting an email from one person to the conclusion that all people suck? I think I really don't understand how spreading art can have a negative effect. And I really don't understand the comment about people not realizing a good thing when it's in their faces. Are you referencing yourself? Because you certainly couldn't be referencing me, because you know nothing about me except that I went through a lot of work to share art with strangers. If I only had that one piece of information, I think I might've drawn the opposite conclusion. Please explain.

I fell in love with a girl. Tried to end it. She filed sexual
harassment against me the next day. My life is ruined. Financially,
emotionally, and professionally.
I have to leave the country, just to try to find a job.
and I'm still in love with her, but can't do anything about it.
-N



ungabungapizazz to me

....you've sent your story to the wrong person

Not true. I sent it to the right person, even though you don't know me. What you read was a short story from Richard Brautigan, which I thought I would share with you. In the hopes that it would make you feel better.

who are you....do I know you?

No, like I said before, you don't know me.
I'm just trying to spread a little joy in the form of a Richard Brautigan story.



Daniel to me

Thanks! It's rare that a respected novelist takes the time to write me, and even rarer that he seems to mistake me for a chick.
Thanks for reading, Dan K


I did not mistake you for a chick, I am well aware of your gender and I believe art transcends gender. I shared that Richard Brautigan story with you in the hopes that it would make you feel better.

Well thank you. In fact, it did make me feel better. Nice passage.
So what's the deal? Why Brautigan? Why me?


I'm doing a task for a game where the goal is to send literary or artistic spam to 1000 recipients in the hopes that instead of ads for viagra and crappy mortgage deals, there'd be something that'd make them smile and think and improve their lives in some small but quantifiable way.
http://www.sf0.org



Toby to me

Really romantic. I'd like to marry you. Like a toaster.

What you read was a short story from Richard Brautigan, which I thought I would share with you. In the hopes that it would make you feel better.

Very nice, thank you!
Richard, I may have a brain like a sieve, but do I know you? ;-)


No you don't know me. Your brain is like an iron trap today.
I'm doing a task for a game where the goal is to send literary or artistic spam to 1000 recipients in the hopes that instead of ads for viagra and crappy mortgage deals, there'd be something that'd make them smile and think and improve their lives in some small but quantifiable way.
http://www.sf0.org


Oh, cool, one of those Reality games ... sounds good!
Keep it up - and by the way, if you talk about art, visit my homepage :-)
www.tobiasdeml.com
Toby



Walter to me

you sent this to the wrong person, so i think you need to try again. i am not even a female.

Not true. I sent this to the intended recipient. I'm aware of your gender. What you read was a short story from Richard Brautigan, which I thought I would share with you. In the hopes that it would make you feel better.


Tiffany Jones to me

How did you get my email and where sis you see my picture?

I haven't seen your picture. What you read was a short story from Richard Brautigan, which I thought I would share with you. In the hopes that it would make you feel better.

Send me a picture of yourself

I don't want anything from you. I just wanted to spread a little joy in the form of a good story. And perhaps put a smile on your face and make your day better than it was.


caitlyn spina to me

who are you !?

You don't know me. What you read was a short story from Richard Brautigan, which I thought I would share with you. In the hopes that it would make you feel better.

how do you know me to have my email... i have red hair soooo that trips me out~

You were chosen pretty arbitrarily. I wasn't aware of the color of your hair. I thought maybe you could use a bright spot in your day. And everybody likes good art. As long as I made your day (life) a little better, or at the very least a little weirder, than I have succeeded.


6618161104 to me

Whos this ?

You don't know me. What you read was a short story from Richard Brautigan, which I thought I would share with you. In the hopes that it would make you feel better.


brandon to me

was this message meant for me..

Yes, it was meant for you. What you read was a short story from Richard Brautigan, which I thought I would share with you. In the hopes that it would make you feel better.

who is this...

You don't know me. I was just sending you a story to maybe make your day better.

okay thanks.


lueesc to me

WHO ARE YOU? AND WHAT IS THIS ABOUT?

You don't know me. What you read was a short story from Richard Brautigan, which I thought I would share with you. In the hopes that it would make you feel better.

YOU TALK ABOUT ME BEING A GIRL......SOORY IM A MAN.

I'm aware of your gender. That is a work of fiction. It wasn't written for you. I was just hoping perhaps you would enjoy it.

Thank you, I'll try to enjoy.


thebigweez to me

Im a dude asshole

I'm aware of your gender, and I believe that art transcends gender, what you
read was a short story from Richard Brautigan, which I thought I would
share with you. In the hopes that it would make you feel better.


i do'nt know who you are but please don't erite me again


W A to me

what that 4 i dont get it can you tel me plz thank you

What you read was a short story from Richard Brautigan, which I thought I would share with you. In the hopes that it would make you feel better.

any pic

Sure. Here.

where you live r u single what you looking 4 thank you

What am I looking for? I'm looking to improve your day (life) with art. That is all I'm looking for.


Rustin Grant to me

Wow I barely know you and it seems you have me all figured out. this was certainly a special experiance for me whoever you are. Thank you for talking about me. I love you!


aliasjones to me

....you've sent your story to the wrong person

Not true. I sent it to the right person, even though you don't know me. What you read was a short story from Richard Brautigan, which I thought I would share with you. In the hopes that it would make you feel better.

who are you....do I know you?

No, like I said before, you don't know me. I'm just trying to spread a little joy in the form of a Richard Brautigan story.

...you're spam, please cease before I report you!


R R to me

?

What you read was a short story by Richard Brautigan, which I thought I would share with you. In the hopes that it would make you feel better.

WHO IS THIS

You don't know me. I just decided to share some art with strangers.


SuckaFree to me

ummm ok who are you i dont think i remember you should send a pic i am interested

You don't know me. What you read was a short story from Richard Brautigan, which I thought I would share with you. In the hopes that it would make you feel better.

strangely that did come at a time of need and i appreciate it. if theres any way for me to show my gratitude please let me know possibly dinner ? my names matt by the way and you can instant message me on aim if you would like ttyl

I don't require nor desire any reciprocal gratitude. Thank you for the kind offer though. I'm glad you enjoyed it.

so whats your names where are you from


Billy Shiver to me

Well, you look like a dumb-ass because you sent the email to the wrong person!

This email reached it's intended target. I sent you this short story written by Richard Brautigan as a kind gesture to try to make your day (life) a little bit better. Maybe put a smile on your face.

Do I know you?

No. This is a random act of art. Nothing more.

I get a lot of BS spam on this account. While I appreciate art of many types, I would prefer to receive only requested items in the future. I hope your interpretation of random acts of art honors such a request. Good luck to you.


C TJ to me

Does this work for you?

It works very well for me. The intention is to spread art to strangers and as such I consider this a success. This is a short story by Richard Brautigan that I have sent to you in the hopes that it made your day (life) a little better.

Im a guy wondering if that worked on chicks

Since the intention is only to spread art, I find it works regardless of gender. I find that both genders appreciate art.

Oh yes. Do you know who I am? how did you find this email anyway?

No, I do not know who you are. As to how I got your email, it's a long complicated story about doing things the hard way. I meant for this act to be completely selfless and all about spreading art, so to that end, it's really unimportant who I am or how you came to have the story in your email. I just hope that you'll enjoy it. Because that was the intention.

Thank you Richard. Well I was sending out a lot of dirty emails and thought this was sent because of one of those. This is a temptation Im trying to staty away from.
Im going to read your email again, with clearer eyes.


This is a good "pick-up" email if you used it that way. You do start it off addressed to a female..


Fun Couple to me

who are you?

You don't know me. What you read was a short story by Richard Brautigan, which I thought I would share with you. In the hopes that it would make you feel better.

oh... kay... i don't need to feel better. i feel pretty f'n good. but thanks.

I feel really really really good. Actually I feel great, but sending that email made me feel better. I think everybody can always feel better. No matter how they're feeling. There is no ceiling to feeling good. Even if you're having an orgasm in a spaceship to the moon after having won the lottery, you can still feel better. You could get a puppy. And feel better. Or get a Richard Brautigan story from a stranger in an email.
But I'm glad you're feeling pretty f'n good.



tech diver to me

is this a prank?

No. Well, sort of. If you define prank as "acting like a clown or buffoon" or "dressing showily", then no. But if you mean "a ludicrous or grotesque act done for fun and amusement", then yes. I sent you a short story by Richard Brautigan to amuse you. I wanted to make your day (life) better with this random act of art.

who are you?

You don't know me. I sent this story to 1000 random people. You just got lucky.

how did you get this address, and why are you plagarizing and stealing an identity?

is this the dude from the band artichoke?

I am not from the band Artichoke. And you bring up an interesting conundrum regarding plagiarism. I don't feel this is plagiarism because I haven't published the work, nor distributed it wide enough to fall under that label. Plus I mentioned the author's name and even adopted his name for this email account I used to send his work out, so I believe I skated by the plagiarism. I skated close to the edge, but I believe I wound up on the right side.

I assume you took it from the original RB, I don't care by I'm enthralled that you hace my email kf I don't know who you are and you won't tell me how you recieved it.

I harvested the emails I used by posting a personal ad on craigslist. You and 1000 other people responded to that ad, and I used the email addresses that I found there to send this story out. I felt it to be appropriate both in content, intent and fitting. I was conflicted about posting an ad that I had no intention of replying honestly to, but I felt that I was only using it to spread art and the intention was good, so I felt that that outweighed the lameness of posting the ad in the first place.

thats actually a creative way, i respect that.
http://globalguerrillas.typepad.com/
try reading this, not as creative, but just as interesting


Awesome. I did it for a game.
http://www.sf0.org
Specifically for
http://sf0.org/tasks/As-He-Believes-So-He-Is-Shell-Beg-For-More/#praxis
I will have me proof in within a day or so if you'd like to see it, I'll email you a link to it.


had no idea such a game ever existed, would like to ask more questions, awesome concept.

Ask all the questions you like. It's a pretty great game. Especially in that it can be played any way the player wants to. I suggest signing up and trying it out. I kinda love it.

i might just do that, its better than flirting during work.

That it is. When you sign up let me know who you are in the game. It's a pretty daunting website for beginners. I'll answer any questions you may have.


So yeah, I got 25 responses to 1000 emails sent. Not too bad. 2½%.

Oh and I sent one to a friend of mine who I know enjoys Richard Brautigan, I haven't seen her in a couple years, so she would have no way of suspecting it was me, thus fulfilling Personalized Spam. Here is our brief correspondence:


Pamela to me

One of my favorites, from his "Revenge of the Lawn". It's brilliant writing, truly.
You have me at a disadvantage...


I had a feeling you'd enjoy it. I've sent this email to 1000 random recipients to try to make their days (lives) a little bit better.


So that's 26 replies.

So I spent a lot of time fooling around on the Craigslists, I found myself drawn to the personal ads. Some are very sincere, some are sincerely desperate and some are just plain deluded. But I found myself drawn to and connecting to them all. Perhaps it's because I'm so empathetic, but I really feel for these thousands of lost people who feel that adding another human to their lives will somehow end their misery and loneliness. I have a lot of thoughts on this subject but this praxis is very long already and we have a ways to go yet.

So on with the show.

As I was reading through all of those ads. I decided to complete a few retired tasks while I was here. Like I said earlier, I completed Personal Ads 1, Personal Ads 2, Personal Ads 3, and Personal Ads 5. But I decided to do it in a rather unique way. I completed them all at once (I wish I knew how to wrap my brain around Personal Ads 6, but I'm just not smart enough to even know what that task is asking for much less complete it. Although I did do the first half of this task completely online with a computer and these tasks were written to be done with newspaper and I used Craigslist exclusively as my little nod to EquivalenZ). I picked five personal ads from craigslist (fulfilling task #1), one from the w4m relationships page and four from the Casual Encounters section, a w4m, a m4w, a w4w and a m4m. If you've never ventured into the Casual Encounters section of Craigslist, it's a bit of an adventure. And difficult to find ads that are real. But I managed to find four real ones. OK. So I took my five ads, and made a piece of art with them that is also a recontextualized public transportation diagram, thus fulfilling both task #2 & #5.
Personals Trajectory Of Desire
I then installed the art piece in the place I thought all five people would most enjoy, thus fulfilling task #3.

I decided to put my finished art project in LACC.
LACC
I chose LACC because it's a college and college kids love to fuck. So pretty much every one of the ads would find something they were looking for. Plus it's beautiful and right in the middle of the city with a big grass lawn as a kind of oasis. So it's a very welcoming spot. And I feel that all five people could find whatever they were looking for.

This sign I just found interesting. You've come this far, why not watch this as well?
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The bulletin board
Again

So there was that.

My Spoetry was created using just the one email that a man called Dario sent to every one of my posts. No matter what time of day or day of the week I posted an ad, Dario managed to find it, and replied with the exact same email every time. This is that email:

You will be rewarded if YOU REPLY J I am looking for girl like you. Hopefully you are real.
I consider myself to be attractive. latino male- 28yrs-old 5'10, 170, medium built with several tattoos. I can show all 7 when & if we meet.- I have short black hair, short crew cut hair cut. most people say that I have a baby face. I would love to have some conversation & laugh a little. Let’s see how I can complement you by phone and then meet your beautiful self.
I promise not to disappoint you, if we do meet. I'm hoping it could lead into something good. I enjoy the company of a great girl., especially when I know that I see someone as beautiful as you on CL
Let's see what happens. If you want to know more contact me @ 1-626-523-**** - my name is Armando


And this is the spoem I made out of his unrealistic, deluded ramblings.
I used every one of his words and recontextualized them. It doesn't make any more sense, but it's far more poetic and mysterious. enjoy.

I consider myself to be something good
I am looking for crew cut hair cut
Let’s see how I can disappoint you
If you promise not to contact me
170 5'10 7 28yrs @ 1-626-523-****
by phone and then meet to have several tattoos
I can show you of what happens
I'm hoping it could laugh
your beautiful company I see
Let's have someone attractive built
Hopefully especially real like you
You will be latino
if more would meet a face
I see you as a short little girl
most people say that I have short black hair
I enjoy the complement some
male baby meet with medium Armando
if I name my self beautiful
& I know when I rewarded a girl
REPLY when that old J
YOU are great as you is on conversation
if all we know we do & want to
lead love into CL


Whew.

- smaller

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So at first I documented my writing the ad to let you know that I didn't just copy ads from CL, but I suppose that's pretty obvious.


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This is what that ad turned into after publishing. I know pictures of boobs isn't really appropriate and it was flagged off, but I just found her face so cute that maybe it was forgivable. I think I liked how wholesome she looks. This ad was posted to the w4w section.


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I tried to document the writing of the ad again. Not any more.


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That turned into this. This girl and her website are full of sex. It was tough to find four pictures of her not doing something horrible, but I did.


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I decided to also post to the w4m section as well to help get a more varied response. A lot of the words here were stolen from another woman's post a few weeks earlier, I changed it up a bit and added some of me to it to make it more believable. But kept the topless picture. When this was flagged for the topless photo, I reposted with just the first photo. That lasted for a long time. I got a lot of responses from that one.


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After getting flagged off, I responded with this revised post. I actually felt hurt for getting flagged, even though I should have been flagged. I wasn't a real user and I was trying to trick people, and yet when I got flagged, it hurt my feelings. How did they know this girl wasn't real? So this post reflects some of the feelings I had about being flagged.


Flagged

Flagged

I have a large collection of these.


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Then I decided to post this fun and frivolous post at 2:00am. And this was by far the most popular post. This lasted for days and netted probably the most email addresses for me.


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I spent a lot of time with this one. This girl is me. Sure, I found her image on some porn site, but she wants what I want. And again it hurt when she was flagged.


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I went with blatant sexuality with this one. I posted it to the w4w casual encounters section.


Sending 1000 emails

Sending 1000 emails

This was way harder than you'd think. But because none of the addresses were in my email contacts (they don't get into contacts until I've emailed them once, and I wanted their first email from Richard Brautigan to be the story), so this is how I did it. I had the story and header open in another email on the left there that I would just copy over from every email, then I had another email window open on the right to check to see if the email address was unique. In gmail if you start typing an address of somebody you've already sent an email to, it'll autofill that address for you, so that's how I'd check I was sending to a unique address every time. I'm sure there's a much easier way to do this, but it felt kinda good to send 1000 emails this way and spreading the love of Richard Brautigan.


Harvesting emails

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Sent list

Sent list

Here you can tell about how long this took me. I could do about 2-3 a minute. Do the math and figure out how long it took me to send 1000 of these out.



Personal Ad 1

Personal Ad 1

This is the m4w ad.


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Personal Ads 1

This is the w4m ad.


Personal Ad 1

Personal Ad 1

This is the w4w ad.


Personal Ad 1

Personal Ad 1

This is the m4m ad.


Personal Ad 1

Personal Ad 1

This is the non-casual encounters section ad. This is a girl looking for a serious relationship with a man.


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Personals Trajectory Of Desire

Personals Trajectory Of Desire

Overview.


Personals Trajectory Of Desire

Personals Trajectory Of Desire

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LACC

LACC

What a beautiful campus on a beautiful day.


The bulletin board

The bulletin board

With my Personals Trajectory of Desire on it.


Closer

Closer

A closer view of the installed art.


My with my art

My with my art


Again

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Long view.


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"hi my name it tim i saw ur ad and was wondering if u wold like to talk i will seed u a pic of me hope to here for u"


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"Would love to get together and play.Send pics with reply Pam."


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"SO I'M 24 AND I LIKE TO HAVE FUN, GO OUT SOMETIMES, AND I PLAY B BALL AND KICK'S IT AT HOME ALL THE TIME I'M A MOVIE ON MA BED TYPE PERSON, I LIKE BAR'S EVERY NOW AND THEN BUT FOR THE MOST PART I CAN'T REALLY HOLD MA DRINKS SO 3 CORONA'S AND I'M GONE.....BUT IF YOU LIKE WHA CHA SEE GET AT ME...5'9 170 24 ~~~~~MR JOHNSON~~~~~MR JOHNSON~~~~~"


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"You're preciousss :) very cute pic"


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"Nice photos…well I hate the yankees and I would take it out on your body. And nobody should have to wait 8 months for me. And you look light enough to throw on my shoulders, you can watch the sunset over the ocean, I’ll be looking east."


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"just saying hi.. browsing through craigslist and saw that you are pretty interesting and cute at the same time..=) i have pictures at my myspace if you wanna see what i look like but maybe we can go get a drink at bucks and chat a little.. you seem liek you would be nice ot talk to. heres my myspace if you want to see some pics *edited to remove link* mike"


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"would you like to play with a sexy couple? intrigued, get back to us"


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"let's chat right now, you awake? brad"


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"Sounds like we had similar evenings. I came home very disappointed. Should have just stayed home. Anyway I am bi and not looking for a relationship either. I am tired of the boys and I miss being with a woman. I live near Mar Vista so I am not far. Maybe we could meet up and see how things go. Would like to voice verify. I can send more pic but CL only allows a certain size. Hope to hear from you. xoxo p.s. I am 5'2", 110 pounds, 34D, hazel eyes. Blah Blah!"


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"Shy and sweet in public and freaky in private.Send pic with reply Anne."



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"**************"


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"Good Morning, Wow, I guess I am not the only one up late...huh...lol I really liked your ad and would like to hopefully get to know you. Would you be interested in talk? Let me tell you a little about myself. I am a relaxed, very easy going guy who loves life and can enjoy the simple things that life can offer. I respect and hold other peoples opinions and except them for who they are. I try not to make judgments of others, always trying to find the good in every situation. I find myself trying to make the world a better place. I care about big ideas and big issues, but also dedicate myself to other lives-people around me. I have empathy for others, able to give sound advice, but more importantly, I know when to just listen. At home or work, I am a natural facilitator, motivator, and energizer. Able to promote harmony and cooperation. In fact, few things bother me more than conflicts. Looking for someone who is willing to start with friendship and in time create a loving relationship. look forward to hear from you soon, take care always. Chris"


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"if this is a real cl profile and your real not some sex internet site link then i wanna go out and cause trouble with you, hi sexy im zanillo or just zan im 30, 100% italian i live here in LA no kids here are my pics get back if your real ciao"


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"You are truly the cutest girl on here... Would you send me another picture if I send you mine...? - Jim"


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"It is worth a shot! If you don't bother, you can't hit or miss! You are a bit to hot to believe your short of dates though! Then again who knows what your story is.... the Mystery is killing me to find out. Maybee she's tired of men who look at themselves more than her. maybee she's done with the liars..... What the hell, you got the hook in my mouth with the smile and the brown eyes. Myself: 5' 10, blue eyes, 165 lbs. I choose funny over being too cool, Im a freelance television engineer. I live in West Hollywood where they don't have a lot of straight women, ..... O.K. I didn't find that out til after I moved in, Blah Ha! Love animals, can't keep a dog 'cause I travel a lot for work, but I really want one....... can I rent your's? My pic is from visiiting my mother so that's her slipper, I mean her dog I'm holding, I got short hair now by the way and I clean up well too. you'll meet a lot of wierdo's on the net and a lot of nice people too. Got some great pen pal's from craigslist. Here's the killer word, Truth.... give me truth because I'll be giving it to you. Some of my truths: I don't need the casual hook-up, yea who don't love the Booma Boom around the rooma room. But If you can resist a little while, I found that waiting a little longer making the mental connect too brings a Much Bigger BOOM! and well worth the wait. Heavy Petting can go a long way, believe it or not. Weather it takes two weeks or two months it just seems to make sense to get to know a little more about a person, 'cause who knows you may not be that into some guy after a bit and if you let him into your world .... you might feel like you gave up too much of your personal self to some guy who didn't deserve ya! Try passing that one off on the guys who send the pic's of their Junk! Few years ago, I was of the mindset that I wana Hit that, Hit this, and bragg about it.... only It didn't give me the ego boost like most guys, so I grew out of that! There's that damn truth thing I was talking about. I can't stop, here's some more: I tend to notice slender brunettes more than any other flavor..... I like 'em happier than sad most of the time, I'm sensitive to her feelings but if a girl pouts and I ask what's up and she says... "Nothing" more than three times..... I don't ask anymore, just talk dammit, it's not hard to do is it? I do like the fact that you live in hollywood. I may have been over clubed for a while..... I just had to see every band that came by and burnt out a little on clubs, but still get kidnapped by friends to go. Don't dig cigarette smokers, I can hang but I notice when I date a smoker I tend to be into short kisses more than long one's ..... go figure. I like real boobies more than the silicone club, but hey I do live in L.A. so thats almost a dream.... Blah Ha! I like camping hiking bikes and most sports, hanging out with people who make me laugh, or hanging at home watching flicks with my girly. Let's toss some emails around if my pic don't scare ya off, or even if it does... Woo Hoo"


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"Hi: I like your post, though your eye's say 22, your hair says 18 and the little mysterious smirk on your face. says girl next door 16. Which I'm afraid makes you under age for dating.... damn. Yes I'm a bit of a kidder, aren't I? As we rent Ferrari's and not pay, (a hot wind whipping our hair contrasting the cool from the air conditioner, the speakers blasting your selection of tunes) while I'm busy sucking ceviche off the dash board and your running into the liquor store for the Tequila.......and yes I'm watching you run, Woo Hoo! You'll be carded and denied if you can't prove the 21 thing. (ALARM!) Oh no! don't stop me dreaming now! It's a good thing for you that I'm a 45 year old juvenile. But I look young too, so read the rest of the ad...... Hey ....Hey .....come back here! ..... that's better. I'm not a construction worker, so I love your, perfect boobs, your curve challenged body and you're skinny shape. Why? Honestly, it's the smirk on you're face that tells me you are comfortable with yourself and are'nt living for anyone else's opinion! Otherwise why get out of bed if your going to worry about what some closed minds think? Suffering here in West Hollywood where women who were women at the time of their birth, are hard to believe, I mean find. I'm a Freelance Television engineer, Freelance meaning intermittent paychecks, so go ahead and put me in the unemployed category, the price I pay for freedom... until the writers strike has forced me to change vocations after some 15 years. Now I'm looking for two part time jobs locally so I can be rid of driving to work EVERYDAY gees Not because of gas prices but, OKAY I admit it! I am tired of the traffic out there and not being able to predict when I'm going to get where I'm going. You seem a little too together to be looking for a Sugar Daddy, so I won't go there. Yes the Hollywood factor in your post is attractive (cause I think I know where hollywood is, says my thomas guide) But I liked everything in your post so the hook's in my mouth for now. Unless when the clock strikes 12, your corsette pops off with such force that your wig rips off and I see the white haired 200 pounder that wasn't there a minute ago. You know that ferrari stealing crap...? well you need to be able to jump in and out of that without using the doors...! I don't have to meet everyone on Craigslist, I don't need the instant hook-up booty call Playa stuff because It lack's a little Boom Boom without the mental connect for me these day's. But don't get me wrong! I'm not a daisy. I'm that dangerous unpredictable Swashbuckling Pirate Outlaw with the right accomplis by my side. So lift your eyepatch for a second and check me out. 'Cause I'm content with the right kind of pen pals, so if the jobless thing with the OH my GOD! 45 thing, trippled with the images that I'm going to stain your memory with, send you running and laughing or laughing then running. then at least send me a pic' of your mom and give me the The Most Honest Guy on Craigslist Award! Blah Ha and Woo Hoo! My camera phone takes crappy pic's indoors, not enough light and I clean up better than that, but they're recent. I have one's that are 2 years old with longer hair but Craigslist will only let me send one at a time, so pardon the two emails, I'm kinda in between both right now. I love golf and watching most sports with the volume turned down and music on. See You: Ken"


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"Baby, How about a rockstar. 5'10 1/2", 169 and hot. And if you say yes I will spoil and pamper you and sweep you off you feet. Let me know and I will give you my number. Nice pictures, great body. I WANT YOU! Don't let the hair fool you. London OOO XXXX"


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"Looking like that, you should have no problem !"


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"hi, would you be interested in a 28 year old male virgin who wants to be "deflowered"...i'm in so cal open to trying just about anything...let me know what you think"


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"give me a call 310 562-****"



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"If you're up for motorcycle rides, trips out of town, creative sexual adventures, good wine, shows & too much fun, say hi. I'm in Silver Lake. C"


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"Hello, Let me start by saying that I'm not really one to search personals, but it is difficult meeting someone of sustenance here in LA. I'm from the Midwest and am trying to get out of the habit of dating models/actresses/waitresses. Okay, so I guess this is the part where I tell you about myself and you become either interested or start running for the door. I'm an artist with an interest in music, fashion, and fine arts. But don't worry, that's not my main gig. I'm in graduate school and am expecting to get my doctorate in psychology this May, pending the completion of my dissertation. I'm currently working at a community mental health center and am starting a private practice, both in Beverly Hills. I love what I do and am grateful for my decision to leave the tour bus and my band days for this. So, I could go on, but I'm sure with a picture as cute as yours up on this site you'll have to go through pages and pages of emails, so I'll save you the trouble. I'm attaching a picture, so get back to me if you like what you've read and seen. I have more (i.e., ones with me smiling) but I don't think I can attach too many to this email. Hope to hear from you soon, John By the way, I'm 25."


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"Hey, I saw your post... or posts, I think. I'm guessing you changed up your first post on 3/4 and decided to post pics. I remember because your first post was interesting as it mentioned a lot of things I do that might not be mainstream (e.g. read George R.R. Martin -- when will he ever finish A Dance with Dragons?). Was going to write you but have been traveling on business and just got back in town. Anyway, I'm 35, Asian, 5'10", 165 lbs., and run my own business. I travel a great deal, mostly internationally, but spend most of my time in Los Angeles. I hold 2 graduate degrees (JD and MBA), which is probably because I was a nerd and geek at heart growing up. Since then, I like to think I've rounded out fairly well -- I dress better, take care of my appearance, hold a good conversation, etc. Normally, I wouldn't admit this, but I did my share of rpgs growing up, and still play on X360 (have you tried Mass Effect?). But, like you, I don't do only geeky stuff. I go to Vegas probably half a dozen times per year to gamble and have a good time with my buddies. I also love to play poker at Commerce, and go out fine dining quite a bit. And as you can see in my picture, I love sports cars... Don't let the red Ferrari mislead you. I'm fairly normal. Figured I'd throw in a semi-controversial picture since you did too in one of your posts... I liked them all, but you're right, this last one is probably more appropriate for a public forum. I'm guessing you got hit with like 100 emails in 30 minutes due to the other one. If you're interested, let's meet up sometime. I have a feeling we'll hit it off. Or at worst we'll end up friends, so if I ever need a gamer who looks gorgeous instead of looking like Jabba the Hut, I'll know who to call..."


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"IT NOT PORN , IT'S POULTRY"


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"hi there, wow...you are a cuttie!! love your pic....i think you are sooo beautiful! am quite interested in your ad....i would like to try this for once...i've had this urge for a while now! Last night I woke with and an O. In my dream a woman had taken the place of my boyfriend. She was on top kissing me. I could feel her breasts against mine as they swept past with each stroke of her strap she had inside me. Her lips tasted me, her body so smooth with my legs wrapped around her feminine body. My hands softly holding her face close so our tongues would meet our open mouths. I'm 38, 5'8", petite, 117 lbs. Seeing you, I crave to know how seductive your skin feels against mine. hope you are availble now!....bf is away....perfect time!!"


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"...too "normal" for me, even though you're very cute. And while Santa Monica's my home town, and I live right next to it now (in Brentwood), I consider myself more of an 'underground Hollywood' type of guy. I'd live there, but the weather's nicer closer to the ocean. But your mention of Bar Sinister, and to a lesser extent Miss Kitty's, piqued my interest. Perhaps we could chat about mutual interests. "Just friends", so to speak. 'Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?", might be one topic... Looking forward to hearing from you. -Roy P.S.- Ignore the girl in the pic. Ancient history."


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"You're picture caught my eyes and was intrigued to e-mail you. I am 32 Korean American male with a MBA degree. I enjoy doing the same things as you do. If you're interested e-mail me back."


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"Hi sweetie, I am French Moroccan, 32 years old, black hair and hazel eyes. I work in the entertainment Industry producing events and fashion shows. I am a very passionate person in what I do and who I care about, smart, honest, straight forward. I'm also romantic and very giving. I'm a great cook in French and Italian cuisine (I used to be a chef). I love traveling (I have lived in Morocco, France, Ireland and in the US). I'm well educated respectful and very well mannered. I am also quite a funny guy who always entertain people around me. In my free time I enjoy riding my motorcycle, hiking, beach volley, Jet skiing, swimming, hanging out at the beach, reading a good book, watching movies, taking a drive to discover a new area and scenery... I'm also taking flight lessons, one of the most amazing feeling."


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"Hi there, I couldn't believe my eyes when you stated that you play video games. Any girl I've known just rolls their eyes with any mention of them. Before I ramble on about how cool you sound, let me tell you a little bit about myself. I too am a 28 year old guy geek. I'm white, 5' 10", 140 lbs. Non-smoker also (I agree, smoking is disgusting) I am a huge fan of video and computer games, mostly video though. Xbox 360 is usually what I play, but occasionally I play with the Wii (at work...a story for later). I've never gotten into comic books, only because I was never introduced to them. But I'm a huge, huge fan of X-Men, specifically the movies, and pretty much any comic book-to-movie that's done well. My roommate turned me onto the television show "Who Wants to Be a Superhero", hosted by the legend Stan Lee. I play a bunch of cool boardgames with my friends; some of the games, which you may already know of, are "Settlers" and its various game additions and "Killer Bunnies". Most of my friends are engineers, so that in itself is brings a whole new level of geekness to the table. As my degree is in Film and Video, I too, am a movie-whore. Going out to see a movie or staying in to rent or watch a movie from my collection is a favorite thing of mine to do. I absolutely loved "Firefly" and still want to strangle the morons at Fox who canceled that amazing series. And the great show "Buffy"...I need not say more. Some of my other favorite things to do are taking photographs (amateur photog in the making), reading, playing beach volleyball, going out to eat at nice restaurants, playing poker or just hanging with my friends. I work as an assistant editor at a post-production company that edits commercials. I am financially stable and I am able to provide for myself comfortably. I've worked at the same company for close to five years now and absolutely love it and the work I do. I live on the Westside and work there too. As you said, I too am looking for someone that grabs my attention, fascinates me on a daily basis and makes me wonder where they were my whole life. I have a completely open mind when it comes to relationships and am ready to have fun. Connecting with someone on another level, aside from just looks, is what I looking for in a relationship. Being able to connect on a deeper level is what it's all about. I also couldn't believe seeing you have an interest in bdsm clubs. Finally, I've found a girl who is into that kind of thing. I'd definitely have an interest in going to those clubs. Attached you will find a normal profile picture of me. I am sending another email with another picture attached because I didn't want to attach two pics and get it sent back to me because it is too big for Craigslist. The other is showing a little bit of my humorous side. I really do hope to hear from you. You sound like a really cool and nice gal that I would love to get to know more about. Take care, Matt"


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"I think the reason you get flagged is because men don't believe a beautiful woman could want no strings attached sex without some sort of catch. They either figure you to be an escort or pic collector. Personally, I think it comes down to how much self-confidence they have in themselves. Which, if it's being flagged, is probably not too much. I'm sure you've received 250 emails from married men (of your dad's age) wanting to be your sugar daddy. If that's what you're used to, this email should be refreshing. I'm not one to talk about myself, but I'm tall, good looking, and really funny. So if you hate to laugh, we're in trouble."


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"Hi I am here from Albuq NM and have used CL there and have not found anyone worth meeting. This is a true pic of me and maybe I could come back here or you could come to Alb if we hit it off."


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"So my name is Daniel. I'm 25. I'm straight, and I'm as open minded as they come. I'm 6ft, 170lbs, and have an 8inch cock, clean, cut. My personnel well being is a top priority. I love oral, licking ass and all that fun stuff the most. could fool around for hours. I have excellent stamina and just can't seem to have enough sex. The freakier the better as far as I'm concerned. I am a sucker for a cute brunette lick yourself, just to let you know. I have lots to talk about, consider myself intelligent, respectful and like I said very open minded. I am a real person, and will get more in depth upon your response. If you like what you see, you know how to get back to me. Hope to hear from you soon..."


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"How freaky do you want to get? Ask for my pics - they speak for themselves. Yummmmmm...."


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"WHAT ABOUT A KINKY COUPLE.>??"


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"Hello - You appear attractive and sane. I am free to have an adventure with you if you desire. I would enjoy discovering a new soul especially one as cute as you appear. About me: I am sane, clean, fun, kinky, respectful, in excellent shape, and very, very, oral. I think you might enjoy being pleasured by me as I love to massage, and orally please my partners. What i do with y hands and tongue has been called by previous partners, "pussy worshipping". I don't even care if my penis plays a role in the activities - - don't get me wrong, I enjoy a great blow job, and penetration has its place at times, but I mostly enjoy pleasuring a woman mostly with my tongue, lips, nose, etc. If you are interested, let me know and we can see if there is the desire from each of us to have a little adventure together. peace. Lunar"


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"i think we could i'm bi if your cool with that 310990****"


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"ay beautiful ..how are u doin....i saw ur ad on cl and i liked what u had 2 say whats up....... lets get 2 know each other, my name is vick ....6'4 i got my own place i have 2 jobs ...get @ me"


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"Pick me!! My tongue is longer than Gene Simmons....I love to lick.....i will please u and more!!"


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"How about you have my gf and I. Now that's the best of both worlds..if you like the pic of me I'll send you a pic of her.. ~FAM1LY~F1RST~ ★MUHAMMAD SPEAKS★!! ™"


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"I read your post ....... so, I've decided to write you a bio... in case my wit can sway you over......(it's all fabricated -except for the fact that animals do trust me).... so have fun reading it! If you want to see the real stats -just scroll down to the end of this email: I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I translate street slang for Cuban refugees, I’ve written award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play the stand-up bass, I was scouted by the NBA and the NFL, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Animals trust me. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the Freedom Fighters in Argentina. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorist who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I breed prizewinning clams. I have won bullfights in my father’s homeland (Spain), cliff-diving competitions in Buenos Aires, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I can dance underwater and not get wet. I once made a cat and dog kiss.... and at work I am the current duck, duck, goose champion.....! seriously.... 6ft 180 lbs athletic a "gate program" kid articulate attentive attractive (sometimes) artistic (writer) college grad -csun(2 degrees:journalism & poli sci) no kids never married non-smoker single work in burbank live in hollywood(near the bowl)"


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"Well lets see I can go all night and make you orgasm all you want lets give it a try . TAZZ"


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"Now, it's true, men ARE pigs. Or, I should say, MOST men CAN be pigs.'On the other hand, we men are part of your biological mandate, and at the end of the day, deep down, part of you still craves some testosterone and manliness. Now, I don't know you so it's hard to get to the bottom of why you have shunned the staffed (I just made that up. I'm so smart), maybe a guy treated you badly back i the day. Or maybe you just have a great appreciation for the beauty and softness of great femininity ( I Know I do), or maybe you're just a sex crazed, dirty little girl. I'd be ok with any of those....;-) So, here's my proposition; You're obviously a cute girl with a great body and good underwear, so let's have a photoshoot. I'm a very talented professional photographer, and I'd love to get my hands on you, both artistically and sexually. It'll be a blast. Come over, bring a bunch of cute/dirty/interesting outfits, we'll shoot, I'll flirt and touch you inappropriately the whole time, and the act of stripping and showing off for a cool stranger will (should, anyway) get you a little turned on. As an added bonus, I'm tall, rugged, very cool and charming, and most importantly, a man of integrity. In other words, you'd be safe. No means no and all that. Hell, bring one of your girlfriends for chaperon purposes. I wouldn't be opposed to that...;-) So,w hat do you think? I bet it's the best,moist creative offer you've gotten, right? Adam 6'1'', a fit and strong 230, Hancock Park"


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"I just want to finger and lick your pussy. I want your honest opinion if I am as good as any woman you have had. Up for a challenge?"


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"Hi,this is me naked,I have more pics if you are interested! Ive always wanted to try strap on among other things! I have very good oral skills to! hope to hear back and have a nice night"


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"hi. i am yossi,attached my pic. lets fuck tonight in my place."


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"hit us up..."


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"i am the man you seek active witty good personality excellent sex drive stamina and endurance"


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"are you still looking? 22 yo here... 6'1" just offering if you wanna come and play, I don't need to say it in beautiful words.. except we both know that pleasure is something to be shared :) so anyway, I'm willing to listen to how you'd like it done n we can work it out to be a blast hehe btw, tomorrow's monday, and rather that regret it, I'd rather we have all the fun while we can"


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"Do you like to have a lot of sex?"


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"Well, I have a slightly better idea. How about instead of you picking between guys and girls, you have one of each. My girlfriend and I having been looking for a cute girl to please for a long time (our last "friend" moved up north). Anyway, she is asian and bisexual, with d cups, and a huge sexual appetite and I am white, very skilled orally and attractive (in the real world, not JUST craigslist). We are both very open minded sexually and want to make sure YOU have fun. Give me a call (310)408-**** if you are interested. Thanks!"


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"i read your profile and wow! i will be more than happy to give u whatever it is u are missing....i'm 42, 5'10, 185, black hair puerto rican....i will send u a pic and here is my number if i interest u....also i ride a sports bike in case you're up for a ride :-) 310-895-****"


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"Hey now. 32 B"


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"im carlos im 22 ive seen your ad with that sexy body of yours i whant to be that guy to hook up with u"


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"how are you? I saw your picture in craigslist...you are a hot ass! I don't have a body shot...but here's a pic of me... let me know if you're interested John"


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"I can see my tongue licking you from the top of your hood to the bottom of your anus. I can feel your lips against the meat of my tongue as I am circling the most sensitive part of your flower… while the tip of my tong plunges into you, drinking your sweet nectar – like the humming bird at a flower. Two fingers in you, one bent into a hook, pressing high on your Gspot, while the other circles your cervex. I can imagine my thick cock pumping your sweet lips deep as I feel the head hitting the back of your throat, or trying at your pace.. To feel the layers of your soul peeling back as I take you… to hear your gasp and moan as what you desire has once returned to its proper place… deep into your womanhood I spill myself into you – over and over, denying you the ability to touch the one place that would take you over the edge.. holding you back from the abyss, then to pick you up, flip you over, your legs and thighs around my body.. looking deep into you.. you looking back into the abyss in to me.. as I engulf you… feeling your body split in twain, and I touch the one place that you have been yearning.. feeling me explode once again into you – as I feel you explode without onto me, all over me.. feeling you holding on for dear life… your fingers digging into me.. your whispers of don’t stop, please god don’t stop and I look down at you.. fall deep back into you… once again feeling yourself melt around me. Feeling the whole world shake and move.. as all my energy is flushed deep within and without you. Feeling your arches of your feet resting against my wide shoulders, feeling your body feel mine… taking you over and over… To feel my breath on the back of your neck as I reach around playing with your clit, feeling my wide hands holding your body in place as I lick the sweat off of your shoulders – and you feel my thick throbbing cock deep in you.. feeling you throb back… 37, 6'3" green eyes, soft kissable lips & very oral, very strong libido, i'm 7" long x 6.5" around, its all about the girth! Magnum XL's. STD Free, DD Free, HIV-"


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"Hi! i agree... like muscles? 5'11 223 pounds"


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"wow amazing im 22 virgin wana change that that was kotney i knoiw well heres apic"


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"Mine too."


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"please i wanna worship you no doubt"


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" Hi Miss. If you like the guy next door who will get down on his knees and do anything to please, I'll please you. I am into pleasing women and am very respectful, caring, and willing. I am ******** on yahoo messenger or ******** on AIM. I am clean, young, good looking, very open minded, slim, caucasian with short brown hair and do not smoke."


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"I will use you as my personal cum toilet. I will force my cock in your ass and gape your hole until you are screaming. And when I hear you scream, I will fuck your ass even harder. I want to pull out of your raw ass and punish your throat. I want you to taste your fucking ass! I will make you gag on my cock until you spit up, all the while I will smack your face and spit on you, you dirty cunt! I want to hold your face down on my cock, nose buried in my balls, until you cant breathe, then I will choke you and tell you what a dirty whore you are. After I cum in your throat, and you are a quivering mess, I wont allow you to swallow my load. I want you to spit it out onto the fllor and then lick it back up. Finally, when I am just about done with you, I will shove my asshole in your face and make you lick it good. You can call me daddy, master, whatever you want along those lines, but know this: I will own your ass Chris"


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"The freakier the better.Send pic with reply Diana."



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nonplayers, masquerade, sex, poetry, lewd

33 comment(s)

Tee hee he!
posted by Praxis on March 27th, 2008 6:29 PM

You should start an SF0 after dark or Adult SF0 team...

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posted by Flitworth on March 27th, 2008 6:39 PM

I find that the way the majority of those I see in strip clubs, cl, and personals sites rather depress me. Sex as commodity, sex as ultimate goal, sex (gender) as primary indicator of self, standardization of "sexy"....Some days it seems that sex is being separated from pleasure and repackaged.

A vote for your dedication to the task, Lincoln.

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posted by Lincøln on March 27th, 2008 6:50 PM

I have a four page rant on that very subject Flitworth. I have causes and effects and reasons and rationals and history, but this is a really long praxii and I didn't want to make it longer.

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posted by JTony Loves Brains on March 27th, 2008 7:05 PM

Just hook it up as a PDF, Lincoln... making it an optional appendix. I, for one, would be very interested, being depressed about the same.

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posted by Lincøln on March 27th, 2008 7:11 PM

Will do JTony. As soon as I have the free time.

Guh.

Musical Interlude
posted by Flitworth on March 27th, 2008 7:48 PM

This is my current and lasting favorite musical commentary on pursuit, love and sex: The Beat that My Heart Skipped. I hope others enjoy it as well.

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posted by anna one on March 27th, 2008 7:57 PM

Let's start a band and call ourselves "Artichoke".

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posted by Fonne Tayne on March 27th, 2008 8:05 PM

"I started out by going to as many amateur porn sites on the interweb as I could..."


betcha can't promise you didn't start before ya knew this was a task!


hahaa.... "like a toaster..."

electrifying.
posted by Myrna Minx on March 27th, 2008 8:17 PM

could this be more fascinating?

i'm so, so happy you responded to the lonelies' confusion. and so dissapointed at how few appreciated it.

Brautigan makes me swoon.

"All of us have a place in history. Mine is clouds."
-RB

rural farmers were skeptical when the gov't and WPA began electrifying the countryside... a PR campaign was launched to convince them that electricity was good and not (just) deadly! enjoy...

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By Lester T Beall, 1937.

Armando/Dario story, ouch
posted by susy derkins on March 27th, 2008 10:33 PM

Epic and moving, sir.
lost people who feel that adding another human to their lives will somehow end their misery and loneliness . Yeah, no-one ever stops at thinking about the how...

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posted by Scienceguru on March 27th, 2008 11:04 PM

This is at least, fairly clever and the Brautigan makes my heart happy. My only quibble is the rather unnecessary codocil that the respondents were sad. I doubt they were. They were just trying to connect: exactly like all you folks on this website. Whether you do it with the brains or the organs is just a matter of style.

Awesome.
posted by Bex. on March 27th, 2008 11:07 PM

"Its not porn; its poultry."
There's a distinction? What? Depends on what you're into I guess...

Hey Flit: I just saw Scroobius Pip! The first concert I've paid to see in an eternity. So much awesome.

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posted by Lincøln on March 27th, 2008 11:40 PM

Ask Lola.

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posted by Levitating Potato on March 28th, 2008 12:29 AM

"'Its not porn; its poultry.'"
"There's a distinction? What? Depends on what you're into I guess..."

I was once (jokingly) accused of being into poultry porn in an online discussion. I then made the mistake of mentioning this to a friend. He promptly discovered that there is in fact such a thing, and sent me proof.

Suffice to say that it exists, you can find it with Google, and you don't want to.

Excellent tasking.

ScienceGoar
posted by Praxis on March 28th, 2008 12:35 AM

Any one of us has connected better than you have.
At least we are comfortable admitting that we are attracted to our obsessions.
You stalk us and yet you refuse to reveal yourself while studying us more and more. Are you that scared of your Self?

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posted by Burn Unit on March 28th, 2008 6:56 AM

POW!

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posted by Scienceguru on March 28th, 2008 7:02 AM

That's a pow? I don't think so, lol.

I'm not trying to connect with you. If I was, you'd notice :>

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posted by JTony Loves Brains on March 28th, 2008 7:17 AM

Praxis: I don't see this as stalking on Scienceguru's part. She's making pretty constructive comments here, and that's encouraging all around. In spite of what she might say, she's just playing the game in her own way, and more players is better, praxis or no praxis. At least that's how I feel.

And Scienceguru, communication is connection. If you weren't trying to connect on some level you wouldn't be talking. Keep connecting. It is working.

I disagree, I think this praxis IS
posted by Burn Unit on March 28th, 2008 8:03 AM

the image is a link, actually. clouds in your coffee much, everyone?

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posted by JTony Loves Brains on March 28th, 2008 10:31 AM

Dracula's favorite song.... "you're so vein...."

ditto Myrna
posted by Minch on March 28th, 2008 10:51 AM

"i'm so, so happy you responded to the lonelies' confusion. and so dissapointed at how few appreciated it."

I am in awe of your praxis abilities Lincoln.

Wow
posted by Lincøln on March 28th, 2008 12:05 PM

Thanks to all of you who show løve with votes.

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posted by Dax Tran-Caffee on March 28th, 2008 12:07 PM

Props to Loki, Herbie, Mr. G, Meredithian, and all those who have turned out exceptional tasks so far...

But this, dear Lincoln, is the first truly amazing task of the Era. It has taken three months, but now I think the real bar is set. Any takers?

(Anna One and Lowteck, is this really the best you could do? - those moustaches are tiny!)

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posted by SNORLAX on March 28th, 2008 1:02 PM

yay!

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posted by Adam on March 28th, 2008 1:24 PM

So much about this task I LOVE!

The fact that someone thought they could get away with the name "rick mclovin". See Superbad.

The irony of someone sending you this "I think the reason you get flagged is because men don't believe a beautiful woman could want no strings attached sex without some sort of catch. They figure you to be a pic collector."

The obvious fact this guy has a tiny, tiny penis.
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And also the fact I've decided who I would choose if I was an attractive woman. It would be the nice looking guy who said: "If you're up for motorcycle rides, trips out of town, creative sexual adventures, good wine, shows & too much fun, say hi. I'm in Silver Lake. C""

I love love love love love this completion.

Probably my favourite task of all time. No joke.

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posted by Scienceguru on March 28th, 2008 4:03 PM

"You stalk us and yet you refuse to reveal yourself while studying us more and more. Are you that scared of your Self?"

So is your point that Mr. Lincoln revealed himself to the objects of his study? He pretended to be something other than what he was, sent a cryptic response, and then responded to feedback by telling the dudes he was trying to make them feel less lonely. Does that make him scared of himself?

Perhaps *I* am collating your responses for posting on another website somewhere.

Did it ever occur to you that you might be the objects, rather than the subjects?




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posted by Flitworth on March 28th, 2008 6:45 PM

Bex: I'm insanely jealous. A good half of my planned return to the states will revolve around whether I can hit some place Scroobius is playing en route.

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posted by JTony Loves Brains on March 28th, 2008 7:25 PM

I live to be your object, scienceguru!

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posted by Burn Unit on March 29th, 2008 12:29 PM

That's the first thing you've said that makes me feel awesome, Ms. SG, keep it up!

"Are you the matrix?!"

dedication
posted by rongo rongo on March 29th, 2008 9:10 PM

Your dedication is astonishing, and the collection of responses is fascinating.

PS, I recently (for work!) had to send the same email to a huge list of people, but filling in an individualized piece of info for each person's note. Should you ever need to do something like this again, I can tell you how to use MS Word's mail merge feature, along with a spreadsheet, and email program like Eudora to do it a lot faster.

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posted by Lincøln on March 29th, 2008 9:14 PM

Like I said, I'm not too friendly with the computers, and I know I could've asked, but I really wanted to do this alone.

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posted by rongo rongo on April 8th, 2008 12:36 PM

Yeah, I definitely agree that for this task, going it alone and doing it the hard way made it extra special...but if you ever have to do it again, the novelty of handcrafting the emails might have worn off. Though doing something crazy twice is actually more than two times as crazy as doing it once, so I don't know.

Vote for the boobs?
posted by Rather Dashing on April 21st, 2008 1:41 PM

lincoln, you never cease to amaze and inspire. Also.... wow. This looked like a whole lot of fun to undertake. The first time i've wanted to vote multiple times.