"The" Lovesmasher / Texts
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Dearest Mat,
unless you are going to pay for psychotherapy and carry me to places, you could not possibly provide enough encouragement. Once I begin my job and have finances, my self imposed exile will most likely fade away and then I shall crush the very foundations of our world.
Googleplex,
Love Smasher
and yet still no vote from you!
About 3/5 times I load the front page, I am confronted with Mr. G's nutsack.
You Doktor have giant balls. Luckily you seem smart enough to not let your balls kill you.
If you do not vote for me Julian Muffinbot, I shall end your life forthwith. Know that I hold the location of your slumber within my encephalitic braincase. Know also that I possess middling quality kitchen knives.
And finally, know that there is no stamp that you may possess that I cannot take away.
There are people who spend their time undoing many many things that people here do, though I appreciate your point.
Someone kept undoing my wikipedia entry that gave Jack Thompson's home address and phone number :(
Guh, I just noticed a spelling error on the word 'conflicts'. We all know how sorcerers hold spelling as the value of one's life, and now I'm worthless and embarrassed.
They didn't say I had to cheat well :-P
I also posted the word 'YOINK' on Frostbeard's version.
Unless you only cheat within the scope of the cheating challenge!
1st place team prize for Steampunk Scavenger Hunt