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(Not) Energy Drink by MsGoblinPants Extraordinaire

March 19th, 2008 2:16 PM

INSTRUCTIONS: Design and produce a ________ drink. The only adjective that you may not insert in the blank is "energy."

My shrink ray began acting up last week, so I decided to create another method of personal miniaturization. Since I'd already tried technology, I tried chemicals this time around.

My shrinking drink was a complete success!

- smaller

Preparation

Preparation

The full array of chemicals.


Adding the first ingredient

Adding the first ingredient


Adding the second ingredient

Adding the second ingredient

Careful!


The third ingredient

The third ingredient

The third ingredient is so volatile that it can only be added dropwise. Only try this if you're a trained professional!


The final ingredients

The final ingredients

Double-fisted action. Holy ambidextry, Batman!


The reaction begins!

The reaction begins!

Our potion is nearly finished. We simply wait for the tachyon particles to reverse polarity (and the foam to settle).


Filling the bottle for consumption.

Filling the bottle for consumption.

The potion is complete!


The bottle shrank!

The bottle shrank!

Woah, the shrinking drink is so potent that it even shrank the bottle!


Wow.

Wow.

The shrinking drink even shrank the glassware around it! That is one powerful potion. Too powerful for casual use...


Foolish assistant!

Foolish assistant!

Oh no! My fool of an assistant does not heed my warnings, and tries the shrinking drink! This could be the end of my minion!


The aftermath

The aftermath

After losing my best henchman to this potion, I decided to shelve it away. I'm sure it will cause no trouble here, amongst my roommates' cooking supplies!



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posted by Julian Muffinbot on March 19th, 2008 2:43 PM

such great expressions!

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posted by Haberley Mead on March 19th, 2008 2:52 PM

SCIENCE!

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posted by meredithian on March 19th, 2008 2:55 PM

ha! awesome.

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posted by Sola of Mars on March 19th, 2008 8:42 PM

Ah ha ha ha ha ha!

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posted by Secret Agent on March 20th, 2008 2:59 AM

Genius!

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posted by Dax Tran-Caffee on March 20th, 2008 11:21 AM

... This potion of yours would be very useful in gaining leverage against San Francisco Zero. How many mL would it take to shrink a 1700 tonne radio tower to pocketable size?

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posted by LittleMonk on March 20th, 2008 2:42 PM

How many mL would it take to shrink a 1700 tonne radio tower to pocketable size?


Looks like 1 drop should do it...

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posted by Dax Tran-Caffee on March 20th, 2008 4:53 PM

To San Francisco, then! We have a tower to filch.

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posted by Sola of Mars on March 20th, 2008 6:05 PM

Sir, are you proposing the theft of the Sutro Tower?

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posted by Dax Tran-Caffee on March 20th, 2008 6:06 PM

Colonel Mustard! How dare you suppose such a thing!

(if you're considering ratting us out: I heard you had something to do with the death of Reverend Green, with the candlestick, in the billiards room...)

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posted by Sola of Mars on March 20th, 2008 8:15 PM

You cad! That was a suicide.

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posted by Bex. on March 20th, 2008 8:33 PM

you'll never get our tower! You'll have to pry it from my, suddenly very tiny hands!

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posted by Magpie on March 20th, 2008 8:36 PM

Seeings as I am somewhat miniature already, I'll take the Sutro tower in it's mini form and hide it where all you tall folks won't be able to get to. Actually if you could make another potion to make me taller, I'd really appreciate it.