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Escape via Monkey Bars by Spidere, K prime

September 18th, 2007 6:44 PM

INSTRUCTIONS: Make a daring escape via monkey bars, create a monkey bar, bar a monkey from entering a monkey bar, make an escape from a monkey bar, or help a monkey escape from a bar. Something like that. Show us how it is done.

(This task is dedicated to Sean Mahan.)

Sometimes the monkey escapes via monkey bars.

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Sometimes, you must escape.

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And because she has drive, Kprime came up with the idea of a Monkey Bar, run by Fumbles. We constructed a bar, found some stuffed animals who needed a drink, and off we went!

The Monkey Bar!

It was clear that each of the attendees had their own personalities:

Fumbles the Bartender Monkey

Fumbles was the fun-loving barkeep.

The Bouncer

The gorilla in chains was the bouncer. Or possibly there to help manage the bar in case Fumbles has a little too much fun.

Bulbasaur

Bulbasaur (my favorite) is clearly a bitter, hard-boiled whiskey drinker.

Piglet

Piglet is a lightweight. Here, he's passed out (having already worked his way up to some gin).

Skippy

Skippy is a transgendered kangaroo from down under; he's the weird drinker in the corner (here, he's having some of the post-apocalyptic punch which was served at a recent Apocalypse-themed potluck)

Rufus

Rufus is just a big happy drunk. He gets the pint glass of beer.

Pouring drinks

In the end, though, everyone's having a good time at the monkey bar. Woo!

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Fumbles cropped
Kprime
The Monkey Bar!
Fumbles the Bartender Monkey
The Bouncer
Bulbasaur
Piglet
Skippy
Rufus
Pouring drinks
Dark bar

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posted by Lizard Boy on September 19th, 2007 8:47 AM

Man, I had no idea that Mission Impossible music could make monkey-bar swinging look so badass!

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posted by YellowBear on September 19th, 2007 9:04 AM

a vote for transgendered kangaroo's, and the rest of your drinking toys!

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posted by Malaysian Eddy on September 19th, 2007 10:35 AM

I love Bulbasaur ! Bitter whiskey drinkers are the best and usually have some very interesting stories... :)

vote for whiskey
posted by Fonne Tayne on September 19th, 2007 5:04 PM

AND FOR YUENGLING!?! dear god man where did you obtain this stuff....

i crave the creativity juice of my youth...........

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posted by anna one on September 19th, 2007 7:16 PM

that's just pure adorable...

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posted by Jellybean of Thark on September 19th, 2007 8:35 PM

Oh sure, Bulbasaur's got money for whiskey, but he doesn't have that five bucks he owes me?

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posted by SNORLAX on November 11th, 2007 10:28 PM

yay! AND bulbasaur! double yay!!