Expert Digital Watches
The ape-descended life-forms on this little blue-green planet are so amazingly primitive that they still think I'm a pretty neat idea.
So yeah, I'm working on it.
While "Digital Watches" is a screen name, there is an agreement in the state of California that I'm to be referred to as "Watches" for most capacities by California residents. If you do some digging, you will see that this is actually legally mandated, and while such things are very difficult to enforce, seems to be fairly universally followed.