I was looking around through my garage, when I found an old, "broken", lava lamp.

Considering its COLD in my garage, the (red) lava within was instead a glob of "frozen" goop. This is more or less "broken" to me, and so I decided to take it in, and do what I could.

So sad.

I plugged the poor soul in, and flicked the switch, and flicked it again when nothing happened.

So not only did I have to fix the lava, but the light as well!

So I went outside, and stole a small light bulb from that lamp we only use on those idyllic nights in summer.

I threw that in, and got a better view of the goop.

So I decided that all it needed was someone to help it help itself, and so I simply left it alone, and went off to do another task.


I came back after an hour, and saw that it was seperated, although still "frozen" in place.


Coming back in another hour, I saw that it was magically restored, although the texture was still rather goopy, making me believe that it was never a particularly good lava lamp.

I turned off the light, and came back in 20 minutes, and let it bask in the dark, in it's "infinite majesty", before retiring it in a cardboard box.