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Suggestions Box by Ali Khan
March 29th, 2008 1:53 AM
Well, I decided to do this task today, and so I grabbed a shoe-box, taped some paper to the top, and scribble the word "Suggestion" on the top of it.
I also found some cheap pens, since I'm sure SOMEONE would end up stealing my good ones (and they are good)
I came to school, and naturally got quite a few questions, namely, "Suggestions for what?" and the classic, "Is this for a psychology class?"
I went through the day, occasionally asking friends during the down time in class, but also trying to get some random people I hardly ever talk to, to give one.
Unfortunately, I must be a menacing person, because most of them didn't want to, or were lazy, or thought I'd use their handwriting for voodoo.
At the end of the day, I looked through some of them, and found cryptic messages such as "give me food daily and watch me grow", and "blue tape", and "wear a hat".
The last one, is definitely weird, mainly since I'm almost always with one.
I counted a total of 7 "suggestions" concerning my "hat", ranging from "buy more cool hats", to "wear pimp ass cool hats", to, "give me your hats", and my favorite, "wear 2 hats!?!"
I also received some rather funny ones, and shall now list off some of em.
Although, I must say that my favorite would be a whole sheet of paper, with the words "Fuck me" written incredibly tinily, on the lower corner.
THE LIST OF (other) FAVORITES:
Recreate Waterloo
More pi (the symbol, that is)
Dress Up like a potato head
Put your hat and jacket on your own hanger!!
growanobnoxiousbeardplease
Always try your best! :)
Your a fucking nigger.
All monks should wear tight pants.
Learn! to speak. GERMAN.
Have a awesome day
An tomorrow!
Bring Mexicans.
Vote.
Prostitute yourself for Candy.
Get an inch 15 cock
KILL YOURSELF
DON'T DIE
i suggest that people MUST DANCE IN PUBLIC.
You need a cooler suggestion box. Now. OR NOT.
I also found some cheap pens, since I'm sure SOMEONE would end up stealing my good ones (and they are good)
I came to school, and naturally got quite a few questions, namely, "Suggestions for what?" and the classic, "Is this for a psychology class?"
I went through the day, occasionally asking friends during the down time in class, but also trying to get some random people I hardly ever talk to, to give one.
Unfortunately, I must be a menacing person, because most of them didn't want to, or were lazy, or thought I'd use their handwriting for voodoo.
At the end of the day, I looked through some of them, and found cryptic messages such as "give me food daily and watch me grow", and "blue tape", and "wear a hat".
The last one, is definitely weird, mainly since I'm almost always with one.
I counted a total of 7 "suggestions" concerning my "hat", ranging from "buy more cool hats", to "wear pimp ass cool hats", to, "give me your hats", and my favorite, "wear 2 hats!?!"
I also received some rather funny ones, and shall now list off some of em.
Although, I must say that my favorite would be a whole sheet of paper, with the words "Fuck me" written incredibly tinily, on the lower corner.
THE LIST OF (other) FAVORITES:
Recreate Waterloo
More pi (the symbol, that is)
Dress Up like a potato head
Put your hat and jacket on your own hanger!!
growanobnoxiousbeardplease
Always try your best! :)
Your a fucking nigger.
All monks should wear tight pants.
Learn! to speak. GERMAN.
Have a awesome day
An tomorrow!
Bring Mexicans.
Vote.
Prostitute yourself for Candy.
Get an inch 15 cock
KILL YOURSELF
DON'T DIE
i suggest that people MUST DANCE IN PUBLIC.
You need a cooler suggestion box. Now. OR NOT.
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this is funny.