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DESCRIPTION:(As noted on various places on the web)\n\ndate: 	Tuesday, December 22, 2009\ntime: 	05:45 PM to 08:00 PM\nwhere: 	Jack London Square, Oakland to Oakland City Hall\naddress: 	as noted above.  \ncost: 	buy your own "drinks"\ndress code: 	Undeadish\n\nDescription\n\nMeet in full Undead Regalia 12/22 starting around 5:45pm @ the bar next to Jack London's cabin in Jack London Square right next to the harbor. Drink...well, whatever. If you haven't made signs, do so ... red "paint" will be available.\n\n@ 6:30pm MARCH, stumble, fly, crawl to Oakland City Hall. Please stay on the sidewalk and obey traffic signals. No "snacking" on the way, either!\n\nList of demands:\n\nUndead covered by Americans with Disabilities Act as far as making churches, Mosques, etc. accessible to us.\n\nWe want the right to vote back! We might be "dead", but we are mobile and those voting machines must be made "Zombie-user-friendly"! We can gurgglleee do itssssss!\n\nWe want the right to eat (consenting!) food without being charged with assault, cannibalism, murder, etc.\n\nNo more "chipping" and "leash laws" for those of us who get furry!\n\nWe want REAL blood banks! Ones where we can have accounts and the new rules restricting overdraft fees should apply, too.\n\nRewrite the marriage laws such that "till undeath do us part" be an option. Otherwise, for those of us who die, automatic freedom from marriage as the law now stands!\n\nWe want the right to start Undead Gaming Casinos in graveyards, mausoleums and the like. Especially Julia Morgan-designed ones like at the top of Piedmont Ave.\n\nWe get a cut of ALL movies about the undead and the funds go into a trust to start up Undead Economic Zones.\n\nRestaurants must be allowed to serve uncooked meat and carry, well, our type of meat.\n\nWe get to keep Social Security benefits.\n\nSports teams with undead mascots are legally on our menu.\n\nWe are exempted from "scent free" environment requirements.\n\nNecromancers need to be allowed to work in hospitals and clinics in order to provide us with proper medical scare.\n\nLaurell K. Hamilton is our PR liasonette.\n\nMichael Vick gets to live with werewolves for a few months.\n\nUS currency needs to be re-written " In God Some Of Us Trust".
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LOCATION:Jack London SquareJack London Square, Oakland to Oakland City Hall
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SUMMARY:Zombie Protest Rally
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