We cut across this large median on Newberry Blvd. I remember hearing a story. Apparently, people were playing a well-controlled game of football in the median. A police car shows up and tells everyone to leave, or they'll get ticketed. Surprised, someone asks what for. They weren't obstructing traffic and they weren't letting the ball go into the road. The officer said that they would be ticketed for being "pedestrians without a purpose" if they continued to play in the median. Say WHAT.