Dearest Alana, This is a letter of apology from Shalàhco for the offence that occurred on may twentieth of this year 2007. You may ask yourself why a letter of apology is important. Well let me tell you that I have read that “Writing an apology letter shortly after the offense can usually help save a relationship before a wound becomes a scar and the damage becomes irreparable.” and that “You can usually find forgiveness and understanding if you freely acknowledge what you did wrong and express sincere regret in your apology letter.” So… I am sorry. I didn’t even really believe that you had a boyfriend. New lines had to be drawn… I am just sorry it had to involve bruising. I also hear “you can help to rebuild your credulity in your apology letter if you promise not to repeat the offense and assure the injured party that they will see a definite change in your behavior.” So I hereby promise never to bite you(without your consent or resulting in massive carnal bruises.) The End Sincerely your, Shalàhco