(Betsy:) Enough toying with Pam. Although I could have staged a variety of attacks, the path to success is quite simple: I just need to pin her thumb. However, here I encountered the difficulty that her thumb was in Atlanta while my pin and I were in New York. However, Pam has had a weakness for the color purple for all 17 years I have known her. Thus, the purple glove I included (and labeled "Pam") unambiguously represented Pam in all matters, including representing her in this war. Knowing that I had the upper hand, I sat twiddling my (victorious) thumbs, waiting to see what Pam would try...