And at last, here it is, the overall graph of desire over my week. But of course, this is impossible to read, I hear you cry. What has been this madman's purpose in leading us all here, only to dash all our hopes of a sensible graph at the end? Has he been distracting us all while his strangely-clad Scandinavian accomplices divert our lives' savings into dubious pyramid schemes? Does he carry a gun? Of course, my adoring public, the answer to all these questions is no. Most of them, at least. Anyway, continue on, and all shall become clear...