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"I read your post ....... so, I've decided to write you a bio... in case my wit can sway you over......(it's all fabricated -except for the fact that animals do trust me).... so have fun reading it! If you want to see the real stats -just scroll down to the end of this email: I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I translate street slang for Cuban refugees, I’ve written award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play the stand-up bass, I was scouted by the NBA and the NFL, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Animals trust me. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the Freedom Fighters in Argentina. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorist who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I breed prizewinning clams. I have won bullfights in my father’s homeland (Spain), cliff-diving competitions in Buenos Aires, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I can dance underwater and not get wet. I once made a cat and dog kiss.... and at work I am the current duck, duck, goose champion.....! seriously.... 6ft 180 lbs athletic a "gate program" kid articulate attentive attractive (sometimes) artistic (writer) college grad -csun(2 degrees:journalism & poli sci) no kids never married non-smoker single work in burbank live in hollywood(near the bowl)"

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