Remember how I said I was gonna climb that tower? Yea, I didn't. But I did confirm I'll need help getting a footing on the ladder. Just as I decided I would try to climb, a security guard from the community center marched out and proceeded to completely ignore me standing next to the ottoman trying to look nonchalant. After he passed I stepped up to reach the ladder and the guard came back so I tried to look extremely dumb and as though my only interest in life was standing on top of ottomans that just happened to be under ladders while possessing no intent whatsoever to illegally climb any buildings that might be directly behind me. At all. And then a cab dropped off more witnesses and the guard made another swoop *with a friend* and I lost our battle of Disinterest Chicken and went home. Next time, Gadget.