'Hit -50 points to win.'. It's dull, yes, but it finally got a three-hour game finished! Lankin won by losing vast amounts of points on a technicality, but who cares? As with most good things, the journey to the end really was the worthier part, and we're gonna have to play this game again some day! Edit, courtesy Lankin: I think I deserve some credit for working out how to lose 261 points efficiently in one turn, and bringing out expressly-created cards to do so, without anyone noticing. Besides, thanks to everybody but Stu being by this time a shady government agent and thus eligible to win on the next turn, this made it far more winny.