Originally, I was going to sing for this myself, then some part of my brain told me it'd be a better idea to put it through a speech synthesiser, then alter it to fit the timing. After I had destroyed and rebuilt it with Audacity, the result sounded like I had covered Lincoln's song with a hive of demon bees. So, naturally, I kept it. Applause and music at the end courtesy, and probably copyright, Haberley and Turisas. (file broken, for some reason)