I was sitting on my computer, obviously checking my email, when I happened upon this horrible message. I had no idea that the tools of my trade felt so shunned. Of course I don't sign their names or give them credit on every single piece of my work, but I thought that went without saying. Of course I need them. Of course I know how much they do for me. How could they think that of me? And then I saw the signature...none other than...