Instructions for a Two-Way Cock Ring

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Instructions for a Two-Way Cock Ring
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These made me laugh for a while. I will include the text from one bullet point at a time to the following photos of assembling the knot. The Walrus: Here in Canada, we feel we are hiding a sexual fixation which we do not, in fact, have. We have had to go to ridiculous lengths to hide both the cock ring and the instruction sheet,I would add that Waldo has been carrying the instruction card in his back pocket for the last week, between our intermittent internet access to write up the praxis, and has had several very close calls where someone else nearly stumbled onto this dark secret. The garbage is rummaged through for recyclables. Whether we can keep them hidden from my terrifying relatives remains to be seen. Walrus out.

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