To demonstrate the fruition of my devious plan, I modeled the belt on my hat, to The Walrus' satisfaction. The Walrus: I can't help but think this would make an excellent cover for a very eclectic mystery novel (with SM undertones of course). Where's Waldo's Willy? Waldo With His Hat Off? Waldo: What?! You read those smutty nautical novels, full of euphemisms of sword fights, ships coming into port, suggestively billowing sails, and midwestern librarians discovering the soft and sensual side of a rugged pirate with a chateau, titled something like "Mutiny From Behind"?! REALLY? Yeah, I can see that. The Walrus: What?