Look! The drinks know where we're going! In closing, I want to say to all of our impressionable readers a few short take-home messages. First of all, if you were offended by this praxis, you really should have stopped reading before you got to this point. Would've saved yourself a lot of adult themes and poor humor. Secondly, we do not endorse a lifestyle punctuated by safety words and ass-less chaps, largely because we don't want to need any variety of clamps to be happy. Thirdly,