Text: HEY. YOU. Look at me. No, really look at me. You looking? Good. There is a kite stuck in this tree. More precisely, I am a kite and I am stuck in this tree. Yeah, a kite stuck in a tree, just like all those hil-ar-ious Peanuts comics. Except instead of being flown in here by accident, I was placed here. Someone made me, packaged me, wrote this stupid note about me, and stuck me up in a tree. And now I'm trapped. Although if you think about it, I'm still better off than you because I have the ability to be flown up here-I have the ability to fly. Do you? I didn't think so. But that's not the point. The point is, get me down, Charlie Brown. And maybe, just maybe, I'll show you something about flying.