As it turns out, the electronic security system is on a jungle-gym structure in a playground. Huzzah, WACKYNESS ENSUES! I think you understand the juxtapositional humor I'm going for here. It's really funny when you see one of these trees out among a lot of normal trees though. I promise, people loved it. You've just seen a whole lot in a row though. Don't judge me, I hear what you are thinking!