After donning my social anxiety sunglasses (hide the eyes! hide the eyes!) and grabbing my trusty digital camera (elmo), I hit the street. I began ambling towards my street corner of choice in downtown San Fran. "This will be easy", I cackled to myself - practically savoring the taste of the 15 crunchy points in my mouth. I turned the last corner, and then I saw the crowd. "Goddamnit!", I swore, "It's fucking black Friday! Now I've got to wade through all these freaking people" After wading through a barrage of very busy looking shoppers I arrived at my destination: