The Orange and the Kumquat went to sea/ in a beautiful pea-green boat. Yes, oranges and kumquats are different... but they're both orange citrus fruits. We decided not to quibble. The most fun part though, was that kumquats are $5.35 / pound, and we bought precisely 0.05 of a pound. Putting 26 cents of fruit through checkout turns more heads than cucumbers and Vaseline ever has.