(1) Everyone charged with a plate has the right to be presumed washing up until proved lazy according to the kitchen rules in a public mockery at which he has had all the sponges necessary for his defence. (2) No one shall be excused of any washing up on account of any act or omission which did not constitute a washing up, under national or international law, at the time when it was committed. Nor shall he be excused of doing a heavier washing up than the one that was applicable at the time the cookery was committed. [inside a cupboard]