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In downtown Santa Cruz. I wore the makeup for the rest of the day. some nice things happened, and here is the nicest: I was walking on the beach with my sister, and a guy ran up and said "you look hungry!" and offered us a toasted marshmallow on a stick. Now, this could have gone either way, he could have peed on it or something, but i decided that without trust there is no SF0 and i reached for the marshmallow. he pulled it back a little. i reached for it again. he pulled it back a little and said "you have to get it!" i asked "do you want me to grab it with my mouth?" and he said "no, you just have to get it!" so i just ran at him as fast as i could and he was startled and ran away and when he recovered he let me grab the marshmallow AND IT WAS PERFECT. if that's what pee does to marshmallows, i am going to pee on all my marshmallows from now on and so should you.

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