The front side of the brochures we handed out. These were detourned from a King County Transit brochure. The text reads: pssst. follow these tips for a better TIME! your time was: (here we put peoples' time). * have your MANIA ready * standing? CONSIDER FURTHER CAFFEINE SUPPLEMENTATION (variant: some of these, we instead said "standing? STAND FASTER) * remove your HESITANCY from the EQUATION * speak up if you want to use the TREBUCHET * give up your MOLASSES TO those that need it more than you (Variant: Some of them said "give up your CNS DEPRESSANTS" instead. side note: "Give up your molasses" is how we've started to say "hurry up" now.) * STRETCH AND MAKE TANGIBLE THE FOURTH DIMENSION. * don't cross in front of the bus * know the alternatives - LIFE has many choices for more information: sf0.org/groups/time