Burn Unit / Texts
Order by: date ↑ - rating ↑Organize, participate in, or read about a street game.
400 points suggested.
Evil twin task:
Find crayons.
Find food.
Eat crayons.
Sculpt food.
Admire your aftermath-tasitc colorful teeth.
The screams! Why now? Why here? Lasagna.
Cause a ribosome to create a work of art?
Heh. One becomes so used to mythic titles leading to vaguely-related perfectly-ordinary tasks. It is refreshing to stumble upon one that remains mythic all the way to the end.
Inky, this inverting the subject and body of your message idea, I love it. It's only right that we see the headings first. (re: Yabadabadoo)
Oh, and one other thing.
After that - your work is done.
Recollect, a Padre must.
Mourn the dead departed one
Throw the ashes, and the dust.
Don't go down at once - I trust
You will find excuse to 'snake
Three days' casual on the bust,' -
Get your fun for old sake's sake.
Yes, of course I looked it up. No, I'd never heard snake used in that way before either.
You raise a fair point, Babe. But, on the other hand, I didn't flag it. So there are at least six other people out there who were even less kind.
Mr. Tweed, I welcome you to the game, and I apologize if you found your reception a bit chilly. I hope it doesn't scare you away.
Around here we are firm but fair, except when we're unfair and infirm. Don't take the criticism personally. Alternately, do take the criticism personally and resolve to teach us all a lesson in your next praxis.
Don't just apologize for the low quality photoshopping. Do something about it. Hint: it isn't the quality of the photoshopping that's the problem. See the word (physically) in the task description? The parentheses doesn't mean it is a suggestion.
In less than fifteen minutes you can print this out, tape it to cardboard, and tape that to a lamp post, fence, or a neighbor's lawn picket. That's much closer to fulfilling the task description, and nobody will care how good your photoshop skills are.
All the above assumes you are a human and not an artificial intelligence running in simulation. If you happen to be the later, we're willing to make special arrangements to accommodate your handicap, though you'll have to request it in advance.
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