The Villain / Texts
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Excellent.
That be a stick figure in the perilous future!
This is beautiful!
I have just been informed, distressingly, that I am not allowed to take dead birds into my studio space at school anymore.
This is clearly worth at least 2 points.
No Votes!
P.S. What's wrong with your hand?
This single point is clever, but not even close to being worth a single point.
My own celebration of Columbus Day was to visit the post office intending to send packages. Now, you may be wondering why the person who posted the f*ing event celebrating the closure of post offices on Columbus Day would go to a post office on Columbus Day expecting to be able to mail some packages... Because nothing can stop me, NOTHING! (and I plumb dumb forgot it was Columbus Day)
So I went to the post office, and it was closed...
And I had all these packages to send!
And I was sad.
But I wished many other would-be USPS patrons a very Happy Columbus Day, while they stood around confused. This appeared to make them happy again. Here are a couple of happy Columbus Day celebrants, seconds after being informed that it is Happy Columbus Day:
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God Bless the Automated Postal Machine!
S F Represent.
This nakedness is a work of art.
Ladies and Gentlemen of the Jury...
In my defense, I offer the following interpretation:
A) The message displayed on Wednesday, October the 3rd of 2007, reads "Kiss me, it's my birthday." The opinion I express here is that, on a person's birthday, the expression of love should replace the presentation of purchased gifts. This is an opinion with which I am sure most of you can agree.
B) The message was displayed extensively in and around the Art Institute of Chicago, which, being a private college, is a significantly large corporation. The message was brought before staff, faculty, administrators and students at various points throughout the day.
C) An Image Macro is defined by the Wikipedia as "a picture with digitally superimposed text." In the creation of my message, I have superimposed text over an image of pink flowers (you might also observe that there is also a picture of a cake, if the flowers are deemed insufficient).
In closing, it is my belief that I have represented the task of For The Win! to a sufficient level, with the exception of using digital means to write my message. I leave it to you, Ladies and Gentlemen of the Jury, to decide the viability of this task completion among the Praxis. I am at your mercy.
The Villain
For my next trick, I will change my group from BartPA to Biome!!