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Dead Gamzee Makara Cube
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400 + 20 points

Elvis is alive! by Dead Gamzee Makara Cube

October 24th, 2013 7:18 PM

INSTRUCTIONS: Fake your own death.

To be honest, I'm not really sure how this will be received. On one hand, the minimalist completion of this task might be met with anger or general frustration since this task offers a lot of points. On the other hand, this task has never been completed so I'm kind of delving into new territory and I haven't really got anything to work off of. That may seem a little bit dumb, but I'm really working in the dark here. I did what the task told me to do. So go ahead and get mad if you want, but please do just keep it within the boundaries of "please take this down, you did not complete this properly".






On September 25th of 2013, an account called "product2" popped up on sf0 and posted this task. This was a mockery or parody of my completion of the same task.

This was funny at first, what with the flamboyant sponsorship and lack of originality, so I let it go. But soon I found it had a much deeper meaning. This was no mere joke.

This was my drive being taken away from me.

I didn't want that to happen.

After reading the document and receiving this message from my counterpart, I decided that I had to do something that would not only best them, but blow them out of the water (point-wise).

So, on October 13th, I asked my friend Remy to post a specific bulletin, and he obliged.

I realized that I had actually already told some fellow players that I had been working on a task to best the faker and I thought that they might expect this, so I half-completed a task and posted it in Remy's stead. It seemed that people believed it at first, but after a few days I got a message from my friend Ty Odin.

Of course, being the friend he is, he kept it a secret. I wanted to mention this in particular because the fact that he actually went as far as to check if I was still alive means so much to me. So thank you, Ty.

I also got a very concerned voicemail from Prancing Pixie. I would show you, but unfortunately, the evil goblin in my phone deleted it for some reason. I still do very much appreciate it, though.

After that, nothing else happened. And here we are now. The eve of the day my clone was going to take my drive. But not anymore.

Final Score:
Clone - 55 points
Me - 445 points

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posted by Samantha on October 26th, 2013 2:07 AM

Wow man, wow. You blew me out of the water. Even though I went through a bit of emotional trauma you totally completed this so I'll give you full points as soon as the website lets me. Please don't fake your death again >.>

I thought it was a tragedy.

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posted by Dead Gamzee Makara Cube on October 26th, 2013 8:36 AM

Thank you very much! And believe me, it was incredibly stressful. I won't be faking my death again any time soon.

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posted by Idøntity player on October 26th, 2013 5:07 PM

It is received as a relief.

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posted by Idøntity player on October 26th, 2013 5:11 PM

Now let's get to work exposing the real culprit behind smithfaneco.

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posted by Prancing Pixie on October 30th, 2013 10:25 PM

Maybe Linclon. Perhaps winning isn't enough anymore and his thirst for power has grown to include that of our very drives.

Maybe Rongo as we haven't seen her in awhile but she's always around.

who knows

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posted by Prancing Pixie on October 30th, 2013 2:09 PM

Dear Cubey,
Great job
NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER DO IT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But great job.

As sappy as this sounds, I didn't realize how much I cared about you till I thought you were dead. When you didn't return my call, I kind of freaked out.

I'm happy you are back.

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posted by S.F. CØ on October 31st, 2013 12:52 AM

Dear ; [playername]
We are delighted to see you alive and unharmed. The lean against your drive has been released, as per terms of the contract, and your product line will be discontinued at once.

From this point forward we at Smith-Fane CØ would like to make it clear to players that death will no longer be sufficient to evade the contractual lean that SFCØ has against your drive.

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posted by Amoeba Man on November 6th, 2013 6:34 AM

Dead Cube- you can't stop him, you can only hope to contain him.

Don't ever die again, you mad bastard, you only get one.