25 + 11 points
Reverse Shoplifting by Death Cube
July 23rd, 2010 1:44 PM
Hello yet again,
Today my task was "Reverse Shoplifting". It was more of fun task and I enjoyed making my product. I tried to make it somewhat confusing for the unsuspecting customer, e.g. instead of doing 2 cups of water, I put 4 HALF cups of water. Genius, right? Anyway, my product is called "Uncle Chuckles Talkin' Corn!!!". It's for those people who are..... not friend-worthy. The directions (on the can) start out normal, but turn out wierd:
"put ALL kernels into a pot,
"add 3 tbs of salt,
"4 half cups of water,
"1 cow,
"1 tounge (the way your corn will talk, varies on what type of tounge you put in.)
"boil for 9 months."
What do you think? I thought it turned out pretty well. Alas I must go now... I'm so glad that you stayed here and spent your time reading this. I'll see you at my next task! BYE!
Yours truly,
Death Cube
Today my task was "Reverse Shoplifting". It was more of fun task and I enjoyed making my product. I tried to make it somewhat confusing for the unsuspecting customer, e.g. instead of doing 2 cups of water, I put 4 HALF cups of water. Genius, right? Anyway, my product is called "Uncle Chuckles Talkin' Corn!!!". It's for those people who are..... not friend-worthy. The directions (on the can) start out normal, but turn out wierd:
"put ALL kernels into a pot,
"add 3 tbs of salt,
"4 half cups of water,
"1 cow,
"1 tounge (the way your corn will talk, varies on what type of tounge you put in.)
"boil for 9 months."
What do you think? I thought it turned out pretty well. Alas I must go now... I'm so glad that you stayed here and spent your time reading this. I'll see you at my next task! BYE!
Yours truly,
Death Cube
