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Dead Cube
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You Are A Mighty King Indeed by Dead Cube

February 1st, 2013 12:05 AM

INSTRUCTIONS: Build a castle of any size out of unusual objects.

Make sure you have all the necessary castle architecture such as a tower, a gate, and a courtyard.

Heh heh...

I'm a dirty, dirty liar.

I said I was going to become more active... but I was not able to deliver. However, for the past couple of months (six, to be exact), I've been apart of a neato program called "H.E.L.P.". It's basically something to eliminate focusing and learning disabilities in younger peeps. It's not anything like pills that dumb you down so you're basically an emotionless grey sponge that learns more "efficiently" (though they have been suggested for me before). It's just a couple of quick exercises that help tighten up your brain.

But I digress...

I've recently completed the program, and I'm feeling a bit more inspired to do things. And so, I think I'm going to get back into SF0! After my year-long SF-fast, I'm thinking that I just wasn't in to it. It just wasn't as fun as playing video games or surfing the internet. What I've decided is that I'm going to do some tasks, and see if that gets my desire back. If not, I guess I'll just do something else, like blow up the entirety of France.

Now you may be asking yourself, "Death Cube, why this task? And why so suddenly?" which is a weird thing to ask yourself, by the way. You're not me.
And I say to you, unnamed played, I do this task now because I saw Pixie do it, and I just couldn't not. Plus, building stuff is the shiz. If you disagree, you're not as hip as me.

So! What's the first ingredient to a castle? A Foundation!

After this, I decided to build the courtyard. I figured that building the surrounding walls would kinda obstruct my way if I wanted to design the intricacies of a courtyard.


And after that, I built the walls and guard towers.
And what's a guard tower without guards? Well, it's just a boring old tower. So I had Gimley and Gandalf protect the kingdom.
This is the castle's gate. The gate is easily broken because the least amount of funding went into this. The dictator who built the castle is not afraid of anyone. You'll read about that more in a moment.

Here, we see the courtyard with some of the kingdom's inhabitants.
Here, we see some of said inhabitants talking about how cruel the kingdom's dictator is!

This is the Kingdom's dictator. Madam LeKwaques.

Lekwaques was always a different genderless duck-child. Unlike all of the other genderless duck-children, she always had a passion for education. She studied the ancient scrolls of the Roobair-Dowk dynasty, and learned the ways of the automaton. After being fed up with all of the ignorance in the world, she decided to build a large canine automaton suit of her own. With it, she conquered the living room. This castle was erected in her glory.
The rest is history.

Well, actually, no it's not. It literally happened 2 days ago. Although a biography on LeKwaques is being written as we speak, there is almost no written record of her literal 2-minute-conquest.

Thank you for joining me on this magical journey through The [untitled] Kingdom.
Good night, everyone.

- Death Cube.

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posted by rahan on February 1st, 2013 8:12 AM

Long live the duck queen ! i just hope that Lekwaques makes it to the outside and conquers THE WORLD.

also, i know i shouldn't but... did you know that.

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posted by Dead Cube on February 1st, 2013 8:49 AM

Although that is interesting, as I said in this post, everyone in the kingdom in genderless. They reproduce simply by multiplying.

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posted by relet 裁判長 on February 1st, 2013 12:48 PM

Those who wish to help with the invasion, contact rongo.

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posted by Dead Cube on February 1st, 2013 4:00 PM

Oh, I'm entirely against the invasion.
Lekwaques is a cruel leader. I'd be much more willing to join a resistance.

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posted by relet 裁判長 on February 1st, 2013 4:06 PM

That's a weird thing to say, after you helped them to power. I think someone is playing games here.

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posted by Dead Cube on February 1st, 2013 4:11 PM

I didn't help them. I was just documenting what I saw. I did interview LeKwaques, however. I also signed a treaty saying that I would not interfere with their kingdom so long as they stayed in the living room and kept the rest of my house untouched.

I'm nothing but a bystander and a coward.

I need the resistance because I'm entirely powerless against her. She locked away the scrolls of the Roobair-Dowk Dynasty to assure that no one would be able to recreate her automaton and rise up against her.

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posted by Dead Cube on February 1st, 2013 4:14 PM

Not to mention the kingdom I built was just a recreation of the actual castle. That's why I was saying "I built the courtyard first because...". I just got my inspiration from the actual castle.

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posted by relet 裁判長 on February 3rd, 2013 4:06 AM

Already entangled in contradictions.

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posted by Dead Cube on February 3rd, 2013 11:09 AM

Damn, you're right...
I need to seriously rethink the way I lie about things. I was just trying to protect myself from anybody who took offence to LeKwaques' sudden power. I really am on the genderless duck-dictator's side. I'm all for helping the kingdom thrive, but I didn't want to gain any new enemies while doing so.