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Roswald Burkenstein
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Last Logged In: September 22nd, 2008

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Trespassing by Roswald Burkenstein

August 22nd, 2008 11:16 PM

INSTRUCTIONS: Go somewhere you are not allowed to go.

After a friendly game of hitting apples off of my deck in the middle of the night, a friend of mine and I decided to break into the house next door (a currently unoccupied rental property that would probably never see the likes of an owner again). I hadn't been inside since I was probably about 12, when I knew the people living there I remembered little, but judging by its collage of occupants I assumed that the house was in horrible disrepair. Oh, was I in for a surprise.

After scanning the perimeter and finding no good windows to break in around back where noone could see, we realized that the front door had no handle (big surprise). We navigated the house by our cellphones at first, then returned to my house for flashlights, only to break in once again. We also wore funny looking sunglasses to fool the popo in case we were caught.

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Secret Doorway
Busted Wall.jpg
Lone Survivor.jpg
strange substance
The Bathroom
The Stairs
The Basement
A Secret Room
The Bar
Open for Business

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posted by Jellybean of Thark on August 23rd, 2008 12:40 AM

That looks like a fine crap cesspool. Did you find anything in there b'sides the cash register?

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posted by Roswald Burkenstein on August 23rd, 2008 4:07 PM

We found some old moldy clothes that were probably infested with bed bugs. Oh, and something that resembled one of the torture devices from Saw. Went well with the rest of the basement.

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posted by Bryce on August 23rd, 2008 12:45 AM


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posted by Darkaardvark on August 23rd, 2008 7:45 PM

I'd go to that bar. It's got ambience (best pronounced with a French accent).

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posted by Jellybean of Thark on August 24th, 2008 1:35 AM

Pronounced "ambulance"?