steve rules

Steve rules is a champion.

He has survived 25 years of existential electricity. He is a triple sided battery with endless power. He travels by bicycle and traincar in an attempt to spread awesomeness across the land. His memory is photographic.

Often, he may be seen reading, sleeping or growing his thick and full beard.

Nighttime walking is something he's mastered. He plans on soon renting a paddle boat which he will then paddle to the end of the universe and into the future.

His only fear is that a gust of wind may come up beneath his umbrella and take it to unknown places.

One day along with Kristin Gish, his partner in infinite crime, he will take over the world and everyone will own a copy of 'The Man With Two Brains' featuring Steve Martin. Yes.

"I think about the relationship between Super Mario World as a series of life or death choices and I wonder what our desire to return to this as a leisure activity says about the human condition."

-Steve.