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steve rules
Level 3: 209 points
Alltime Score: 1475 points
Last Logged In: December 13th, 2009
TEAM: CGØ TEAM: SFØ Société Photographique TEAM: Amazing Nachos EquivalenZ Rank 1: User Biome Rank 1: Hiker

Hiker steve rules

Steve rules is a champion.


He has survived 25 years of existential electricity. He is a triple sided battery with endless power. He travels by bicycle and traincar in an attempt to spread awesomeness across the land. His memory is photographic.

Often, he may be seen reading, sleeping or growing his thick and full beard.

Nighttime walking is something he's mastered. He plans on soon renting a paddle boat which he will then paddle to the end of the universe and into the future.

His only fear is that a gust of wind may come up beneath his umbrella and take it to unknown places.

One day along with Kristin Gish, his partner in infinite crime, he will take over the world and everyone will own a copy of 'The Man With Two Brains' featuring Steve Martin. Yes.

"I think about the relationship between Super Mario World as a series of life or death choices and I wonder what our desire to return to this as a leisure activity says about the human condition."


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Sir cut boreds.
His final resting place.
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I had to attach the magnets en route.
The turbines seem unaffected.
He's the one second from the right.

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posted by steve rules on December 6th, 2009 4:38 PM

wonderfully done!

posted by steve rules on July 5th, 2008 9:29 AM

this is an awesome task, but... what can you do in both years and one day?

posted by steve rules on July 5th, 2008 9:22 AM

this is excellent.

posted by steve rules on July 5th, 2008 7:39 AM

who knew yeast could be so elusive. nice work catching it though!