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And for anyone interested in the code behind this:

//DATE
datedisplay = new Date();
weekday = new Array("Sunday", "Monday", "Tuesday", "Wednesday", "Thursday", "Friday", "Saturday");
month = new Array("January", "February", "March", "April", "May", "June", "July", "August", "September", "October", "November", "December");
dayrandom = random(7);
monthrandom = random(12);
yearrandom = random(datedisplay.getFullYear());
daterandom = random(31);
day = datedisplay.getDay();
actualmonth = datedisplay.getMonth();
year = datedisplay.getFullYear();
date = datedisplay.getDate();
if (date == daterandom) {
    daterandom = date -= 1;
}
if (day == dayrandom&&day>=1) {
    dayrandom = day-1;
}
if (day == dayrandom&&day<=1) {
    dayrandom = day+1;
}
if (actualmonth == monthrandom&&actualmonth>=1) {
    monthrandom = actualmonth -= 1;
}
if (actualmonth == monthrandom&&actualmonth<=1) {
    monthrandom = actualmonth += 1;
}
if (year == yearrandom) {
    yearrandom = year -= 1;
}
if(yearrandom<=9){
    yearrandom="000"+yearrandom;
}else if(yearrandom<=99){
    yearrandom="00"+yearrandom;
}else if(yearrandom<=999){
    yearrandom="0"+yearrandom;
}

if(dayrandom==0){
    dayrandom+=1;
}
if(monthrandom==0){
    monthrandom+=1;
}
if (daterandom == 1 || daterandom == 21 || daterandom == 31) {
    suffix = "st";
} else if (daterandom == 2 || daterandom == 22) {
    suffix = "nd";
} else if (daterandom == 3 || daterandom == 23) {
    suffix = "rd";
} else {
    suffix = "th";
}
_root.notyear = (yearrandom);
_root.notmonth = (month[monthrandom]);
_root.notday = (weekday[dayrandom]);
_root.notdate = (daterandom+suffix);
datedisplay = (weekday[datedisplay.getDay()]+" "+datedisplay.getDate()+" "+month[datedispay.getMonth()]+" "+datedisplay.getFullYear());

_root.notfulldate = (_root.notday+" "+_root.notdate+" of "+_root.notmonth+" "+_root.notyear);

//TIME

timedisplay = new Date();
var hours = timedisplay.getHours()>9 ? timedisplay.getHours() : "0"+timedisplay.getHours();
var minutes = timedisplay.getMinutes()>9 ? timedisplay.getMinutes() : "0"+timedisplay.getMinutes();
var seconds = timedisplay.getSeconds()>9 ? timedisplay.getSeconds() : "0"+timedisplay.getSeconds();
timedisplay = (hours + " . " + minutes + " : " + seconds);

hoursrandom=random(23);
minutesrandom=random(59);
secondsrandom=random(59);
if(hoursrandom==hours){
    hoursrandom=hours-1;
}
if(minutesrandom==minutes){
    minutesrandom=minutes-1;
}
if(secondsrandom==seconds){
    secondsrandom=seconds-1;
}
_root.nottime=(hoursrandom+" : "+minutesrandom+" : "+secondsrandom);