BART Psychogeographical Association
Traffic clogs the Bay Area like fat in an artery; a world built by cars, for cars, stretching from San Jose to Petaluma, from Livermore to Vallejo, from Redwood City to Richmond. Cars with one occupant, alone with the radio advertisements and the gas gauge. Cars stacked up in parking lots like an unwatched DVD collection. Cars that bring you to the store and back.
Commuting time is a surplus labor which correspondingly reduces the amount of free time.
The breaking up of the dialectic of the human milieu in favor of automobiles masks its irrationality under pseudopractical justifications. But it is practically necessary only in terms of a specific social set-up. Those who believe that the particulars of the problem are permanent want in fact to believe in the permanence of the present society.
Revolutionary urbanists will not limit their concern to the circulation of things and of human beings trapped in a world of things. They will try to break these topological chains, paving the way with their experiments for a human journey through authentic life.
- Guy Debord
We give voice to something intuited by many in the Bay Area - that BART represents a certain anachronistic dream about the future in which we'd all be taking part. And that, as such, a ride on BART is a moment of loss experienced as duration of time and as a distance. It's on these trains that we know what it feels like to lose something that we never had. In the tunnel under the San Francisco Bay, immersed in screeching, promises that were made to us are broken - aesthetic promises about a unitary urban dreamland that BART still whispers to us each day. We tell each other about the dreams that BART gives us, and then we ride it and chart the length of our despair and the interval of our hope.
BART is permeated with the sadness of a thousand commuters who never went to the Pittsburg/Bay Point stop and never will.
BART contrasts the joy of being surrounded by other people above the ground with the terror of being surrounded by other people in a dark tunnel underground.
We explore the psychogeographical constitution of BART such that someday soon we can use our findings to promote a utopian travel space - a being-in-the-world transit from A to B (or, more accurately, from A to CBDAXetc, since in our travel system passengers will be free to cross psychological and socio-economic barriers that designate one station as a destination above all others). The first step is to remap BART as we know it, with maps that more accurately reflect BART's layout as experienced by human beings.
Bay Area Rapid Transit PICNIC
Added January 7th 2006 @ 4:31 pmEnjoy a delicious picnic on The BART.

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Human Trafficking
Added January 11th 2008 @ 10:15 pmCreate a system to reduce traffic in a particular area
OR
Create a system to amuse those caught in traffic.
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Sticking Your Thumb Out
Added by Flea - HOLES April 25th 2008 @ 9:58 amSplit into small teams.
Get as far away from your team's starting point as you can within a predetermined length of time and without spending any money.
Determine the winner by whichever means you wish. Some possible methods include:
The winning team is the one with the largest total distance accumulated.
The winning team is the one in which the highest individual distance falls.
The winning team is the one in which the best "worst player in team" is a part of.
Trespassing
Added March 31st 2007 @ 4:59 pmGo somewhere you are not allowed to go.
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The Sub 24-Hour BARTPA Teambuilding Overnight
Added January 12th 2008 @ 1:28 amTake a 60+ mile bus ride with other members of one of your teams. Explore your destination, spend the night there, and come back home the next morning.

Focus on how psychogeographical whimsy benefits your team's morale.
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