Humanitarian Crisis
The City suffers from a humanitarian crisis and appeals for unilateral humanitarian aid, and basic human rights.
Humanitarian Crisis is an independent, non-profit, non-governmental organization working through field-based analysis, low/high-level advocacy and decisive action to resolve the devastating humanitarian crisis in the City.
As with all humanitarian functions, Humanitarian Crisis acts with a mandate from the people who have made a desperate plea for their basic human rights.
Our city no longer houses a "secret" humanitarian crisis: what was only recently undeclared and ignored by international humanitarian discourse (but in the open for all to see) is now acknowledged.
The plea is made, and with The Humanitarian Crisis Group taking on the role of an objective, aid-distributing and enforcing body, the international community and the bay area itself may finally bear witness to the Crisis.
Our objectives are clear: every single resident of San Francisco is entitled to basic human rights, yet only 1 of every 100 actually receives the aid that he or she needs to be considered a depoliticized Human. We work tirelessly to increase that number.
In times of crisis such as these, boundaries between social classes may fall apart, or they may crystalize. To supply residents with the supplies they so desperately need, we must ensure that boundaries break down. Only then can the distribution of vital, life-giving resources come to fruition.
After basic human rights have been restored, Humanitarian Crisis will bring the perpetrators of the Crisis to justice by establishing tribunals.

Universal Declaration Of Human Rights.
Added by Moist February 10th 2007 @ 11:23 amPost a copy of the UN's Universal Declaration of Human Rights in your workplace lunch room. Document how long it takes for HR (or somebody else) to take it down.
Universal Declaration of Human Rights
Please get a photo of the document in place.
If you happen to be present when the document is removed, please get a photo of the person for evidence during their trial.
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Swing Installation
Added by JJason Recognition August 2nd 2008 @ 10:23 pmInstall a swing somewhere that does not currently have a swing.
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FOIA
Added by teucer July 19th 2009 @ 8:14 pmGet a copy of your FBI file and share its contents for our edification.
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Fortune Not Cookie
Added by Sara Johnsen February 21st 2006 @ 10:22 pmInstall fortunes of your devising in permanent or non-permanent media in openable structures, such that passersby will come across them.
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Everybody's Free (To Wear Sunscreen)
Added by GYØ Ben March 22nd 2008 @ 12:07 pmDo one thing every day that scares you, for (at least) one week.
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Middleman
Added September 28th 2008 @ 12:00 pmCollect donations of goods or currency on behalf of a victim of the Crisis. You must not have a prior relationship with either the donors or the recipient.
You may retain a portion of the donations to cover the structural costs of The Humanitarian Crisis Group.