Humanitarian Crisis
The City suffers from a humanitarian crisis and appeals for unilateral humanitarian aid, and basic human rights.
Humanitarian Crisis is an independent, non-profit, non-governmental organization working through field-based analysis, low/high-level advocacy and decisive action to resolve the devastating humanitarian crisis in the City.
As with all humanitarian functions, Humanitarian Crisis acts with a mandate from the people who have made a desperate plea for their basic human rights.
Our city no longer houses a "secret" humanitarian crisis: what was only recently undeclared and ignored by international humanitarian discourse (but in the open for all to see) is now acknowledged.
The plea is made, and with The Humanitarian Crisis Group taking on the role of an objective, aid-distributing and enforcing body, the international community and the bay area itself may finally bear witness to the Crisis.
Our objectives are clear: every single resident of San Francisco is entitled to basic human rights, yet only 1 of every 100 actually receives the aid that he or she needs to be considered a depoliticized Human. We work tirelessly to increase that number.
In times of crisis such as these, boundaries between social classes may fall apart, or they may crystalize. To supply residents with the supplies they so desperately need, we must ensure that boundaries break down. Only then can the distribution of vital, life-giving resources come to fruition.
After basic human rights have been restored, Humanitarian Crisis will bring the perpetrators of the Crisis to justice by establishing tribunals.
The Things We Bury For Our Friends
Added March 4th 2006 @ 8:44 pmBury something. Contact another player that you don't know in real life and give them instructions on where to dig it up. Your instructions can be either straight-forward or cryptic.
When you contact them you should also invite them as a collaborator on the task.
completions by: Lincøln YellowBear Ian Kizu-Blair Jackie Hasa SAM LAVIGNE !
Talk To A Telemarketer
Added by Spidere December 13th 2007 @ 1:17 pmTry to find out what their name is, where they're from, what sort of problems they're having in their life. Get to know them, if you can. Enjoy the telemarketing experience as a way to communicate with someone, rather than being annoyed by it.
completions by: Rin Brooker Silent Seas
Swing Installation
Added by 99 Luft JJasons August 2nd 2008 @ 10:23 pmInstall a swing somewhere that does not currently have a swing.
completions by: Rin Brooker Mr. Hollywood Fernando Conrads Julian Conrads Thomas H. Keane III
Back In '49
Added by "JB" Monotony September 17th 2008 @ 4:01 pmFind someone who seems bored. This may be anyone from a homeless person to an obscure fascist dictator. Ask them to tell you a story. Then tell them a story. This task is only complete after someone has listened to your story.
completions by: rongo rongo Emily Smith Kahlil Greene Amoeba Man
THIS SHOULD BE COMMON SENSE PEOPLE
Added by Mayor of Claycord July 5th 2008 @ 9:40 pmACTIVELY SEEK OUT LAWS TO FOLLOW AND OBEY.
level 2 :: 25 points :: 0 completed :: 13 in progress :: 17 comments
Designated Sponge Bath Area
Added by Poison Lake March 4th 2009 @ 1:43 amDesignate an unused public space for a useful or amusing purpose. Bonus if you document strangers using the space for its new purpose.
Alternately, post signs announcing the designation of an area to a purpose for which it is already frequently used, but for which it was not intended.










