Humanitarian Crisis
The City suffers from a humanitarian crisis and appeals for unilateral humanitarian aid, and basic human rights.
Humanitarian Crisis is an independent, non-profit, non-governmental organization working through field-based analysis, low/high-level advocacy and decisive action to resolve the devastating humanitarian crisis in the City.
As with all humanitarian functions, Humanitarian Crisis acts with a mandate from the people who have made a desperate plea for their basic human rights.
Our city no longer houses a "secret" humanitarian crisis: what was only recently undeclared and ignored by international humanitarian discourse (but in the open for all to see) is now acknowledged.
The plea is made, and with The Humanitarian Crisis Group taking on the role of an objective, aid-distributing and enforcing body, the international community and the bay area itself may finally bear witness to the Crisis.
Our objectives are clear: every single resident of San Francisco is entitled to basic human rights, yet only 1 of every 100 actually receives the aid that he or she needs to be considered a depoliticized Human. We work tirelessly to increase that number.
In times of crisis such as these, boundaries between social classes may fall apart, or they may crystalize. To supply residents with the supplies they so desperately need, we must ensure that boundaries break down. Only then can the distribution of vital, life-giving resources come to fruition.
After basic human rights have been restored, Humanitarian Crisis will bring the perpetrators of the Crisis to justice by establishing tribunals.
Collaborate With The Police
Added January 11th 2008 @ 8:47 pmConvince a police officer to collaborate with you on a task.
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Back In '49
Added by Bryce September 17th 2008 @ 4:01 pmFind someone who seems bored. This may be anyone from a homeless person to an obscure fascist dictator. Ask them to tell you a story. Then tell them a story. This task is only complete after someone has listened to your story.
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BYOBOB
Added by Soren THREEdux October 27th 2008 @ 3:09 pmBuild your own bug out bag and display its contents here.
Optionally, customize it for a specific disaster. Feel free to get post-apocalyptic, but remember: keep it practical.
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Dead Drop
Added by Loki October 6th 2008 @ 9:49 pmArrange to sell or buy a perfectly ordinary, legal item via Craigslist or a similar forum. Convince the other party to conduct business using a dead-drop instead of meeting in person.
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Re-upholster The Judas Chair
Added by Loki January 25th 2009 @ 5:54 amFind a ledge or object in a public space that is unpleasant to sit on. Transform it into a comfortable resting place.
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Everybody's Free (To Wear Sunscreen)
Added by GYØ Ben March 22nd 2008 @ 12:07 pmDo one thing every day that scares you, for (at least) one week.
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