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Our Milk Carton With Arms is the protector of the weak, and parton of those who like dairy, gigantic random statues, Gumby, Gummies, and other unmalicious things.*


Christ of the Ozarks would like to thank the Gummies for painting him purple.

*Christ of the Ozarks should not be confused with Jesus Christ, who is in fact completely different. Our Milk Carton With Arms is only a statue, which isn't necessarily of Jesus.

Christ of the Ozarks is ashamed of it's creator's history of things that had things to do with white supremacy and antisemitism and other things of that ilk.




Christ of the Ozarks would like to be painted purple

As much as it looks like it, The Christ of the Ozarks does not have breasts.

Can you make the purple sort of violet?

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