So here I am, sitting on my couch watching this infomercial....it's for a workout machine called "The Lean and Mean Workout Machine." It's endorsed by the delicious Chuck Norris. Okay, girls....you know what they say about red-headed men....they are either totally ugg, or they are hot. Well, Mr. Norris... he's the epitome of hot slathery loveness. You must agree.


Okay, so I decide that I should tell Chuck just how I feel.



Dear Chuck (May I call you that?)-

I want you to know that my entire life I have been mystified by your star power. How long has "Walker, Texas Ranger" been off of the air? Well, it's been 15 years, in case you didn't know, since you began the series. You ended almost seven years ago in 2001. I wish that I had the ability to retain an awesome cult popularity such as this for so long, especially with my only work being the "Lean and Mean Workout Machine" infomercial. Which makes me wonder, why do you need such a contraption if you know karate?

Oh well. Nonetheless, quotes people write about you continue to inspire me.

"Chuck Norris does not get frost bite. He bites frost!"

Love,
Nicki

I hope he writes back.