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Misdirected Fan Mail by Zoo Babies Pet Animals

May 16th, 2008 1:08 AM

INSTRUCTIONS: Scan the phonebook until you find someone with the same name as a famous celebrity. Send them fan mail.

So here I am, sitting on my couch watching this's for a workout machine called "The Lean and Mean Workout Machine." It's endorsed by the delicious Chuck Norris. Okay, know what they say about red-headed men....they are either totally ugg, or they are hot. Well, Mr. Norris... he's the epitome of hot slathery loveness. You must agree.

Okay, so I decide that I should tell Chuck just how I feel.

Dear Chuck (May I call you that?)-

I want you to know that my entire life I have been mystified by your star power. How long has "Walker, Texas Ranger" been off of the air? Well, it's been 15 years, in case you didn't know, since you began the series. You ended almost seven years ago in 2001. I wish that I had the ability to retain an awesome cult popularity such as this for so long, especially with my only work being the "Lean and Mean Workout Machine" infomercial. Which makes me wonder, why do you need such a contraption if you know karate?

Oh well. Nonetheless, quotes people write about you continue to inspire me.

"Chuck Norris does not get frost bite. He bites frost!"


I hope he writes back.

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Get that 'roo, Chuckie Love...
Can I ever be as cool?
Maybe if I stop smoking I'll be able to do this from a standing position.
I think I did it.
All the Chuckies.  Which to choose from?
I hope he likes my portrait.
Oh yes, You are the LUCKY ONE.

20 vote(s)


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12 comment(s)

(no subject) +3
posted by Myrna Minx on May 16th, 2008 1:14 AM


the people demand +1
posted by Burn Unit on May 16th, 2008 8:11 AM

more cleavage in comments!

(no subject) +1
posted by Julian Muffinbot on May 16th, 2008 8:36 AM

praxis approved... BY YOUR MIDDLE FINGERS

(no subject) +3
posted by Lincøln on May 16th, 2008 8:56 AM


hmm +3
posted by Burn Unit on May 16th, 2008 9:19 AM

this reminds me of something. what was it... hm. . .

Oh yes. Blank slates.


(no subject) +1
posted by Jellybean of Thark on May 16th, 2008 7:25 AM

"Charles", perhaps. But I don't think anyone who's already calling themselves "Chuck" would go by "Chas".

(no subject) +2
posted by Lank on May 16th, 2008 9:31 AM

Vote for how relatively undisturbed your cat looks whilst receiving your Chuck Norris flying kick.

I know i'm new on this thing .... +1
posted by Zoo Babies Pet Animals on May 16th, 2008 10:24 AM

can i win votes for making people work really hard to make comments? I think it really was just her boobies, but i made her pose for the picture.

posted by Burn Unit on May 16th, 2008 11:52 AM

boobies helped, but the graph paper was just as important.

img replaced with bandwidth saving link

It's not just her boobies, it's not!

boobers vs. graph paperies
posted by Zoo Babies Pet Animals on May 17th, 2008 11:43 PM

I think they are both great. myrna appreciates the support. hehe. but your first "job" was the best.

(no subject) +1
posted by Myrna Minx on May 18th, 2008 2:01 PM

stop talking about me like i'm not here.


hey lincoln...
posted by Zoo Babies Pet Animals on May 19th, 2008 12:09 AM

what the heck do you live in? i looked like an igloo. you look cold.