So when I first read the description of this task, the first thing that came to mind was the episode of Family Guy when Stewie followed fat people with a tuba in order to help pay Chris's tuition. But having neither a tuba nor sufficient body fat for such an instrument to even me appropriate for me, I found that I was back at square one. I then came upon the more obvious and simple idea of just recording everything I do during the summer: eat*, sleep, and type. I know what you're thinking now: "this audio is going to be too extreme for me to handle - so much so that my ears might bleed from the sheer awesomeness of your exciting life." But that's okay because it's worth it; no pain, no gain.
Also, for your edification, I am attaching precisely what it was that I had been typing (as TolKa).
Come September, I promise I'll do stuff that involves going outside :|
*like an angry goat